Friday, May 27, 2016

2016 World Cup of Hockey Rosters

TEAM FINLAND









GOALTENDERS
  • Mikko Koskinen, SKA St. Petersburg (KHL)
  • Tuukka Rask, Bruins
  • Pekka Rinne, Predators

DEFENSEMEN
  • Jyrki Jokipakka, Flames
  • Sami Lepisto, Salavat Yulaev Ufa (KHL)
  • Esa Lindell, Stars
  • Olli Maatta, Penguins
  • Ville Pokka, Rockford IceHogs (AHL)
  • Rasmus Ristolainen, Sabres
  • Sami Vatanen, Ducks

FORWARDS
  • Sebastian Aho, Karpat Oulu (SM-liiga)
  • Aleksander Barkov, Panthers
  • Joonas Donskoi, Sharks
  • Valtteri Filppula, Lightning
  • Mikael Granlund, Wild
  • Erik Haula, Wild
  • Jussi Jokinen, Panthers
  • Mikko Koivu, Wild
  • Leo Komarov, Maple Leafs
  • Lauri Korpikoski, Oilers
  • Patrik Laine, Tappara Tempere (SM-liiga)
  • Jori Lehtera, Blues
  • Teuvo Teravainen, Blackhawks 
TEAM CZECH REPUBLIC










GOALTENDERS
  • Petr Mrazek, Red Wings
  • Michal Neuvirth, Flyers
  • Ondrej Pavelec, Jets

DEFENSEMEN
  • Radko Gudas, Flyers
  • Michal Jordan, Hurricanes
  • Michal Kempny, Blackhawks
  • Zbynek Michalek, Coyotes
  • D Jakub Nakladal, Flames
  • D Roman Polak, Sharks
  • D Andrej Sustr, Lightning
FORWARDS

  • ​​F Radek Faksa, Stars
  • F Michael Frolik, Flames
  • F Martin Hanzal, Coyotes
  • F Ales Hemsky, Stars
  • F Tomas Hertl, Sharks
  • F Dmitrij Jaskin, Blues
  • F David Krejci, Bruins
  • F Milan Michalek, Maple Leafs
  • Ondrej Palat, Lightning
  • F David Pastrnak, Bruins
  • F Tomas PlekanecCanadiens
  • F Vladimir SobotkaAvangard Omsk(KHL)
  • Jakub Voracek, Flyers 
TEAM RUSSIA









GOALTENDERS
  • Sergei Bobrovsky, Blue Jackets
  • Semyon Varlamov, Avalanche
  • Andrei Vasilevskiy, Lightning

DEFENSEMEN
  • Alexei Emelin, Canadiens
  • Dmitry Kulikov, Panthers
  • Alexey Marchenko, Red Wings
  • Andrei Markov, Canadiens
  • Dmitry Orlov, Capitals
  • Slava Voynov, SKA St. Petersburg (KHL)
  • Nikita Zaitsev, Maple Leafs

FORWARDS
  • ​Artem Anisimov, Blackhawks
  • Evgenii Dadonov, SKA St. Petersburg (KHL)
  • Pavel Datsyuk, Red Wings
  • F Nikita Kucherov, Lightning
  • Nikolay Kulemin, Islanders
  • Evgeny Kuznetsov, Capitals
  • Evgeni Malkin, Penguins
  • Vladislav Namestnikov, Lightning
  • F Alex Ovechkin, Capitals
  • Artemi Panarin, Blackhawks
  • F Vadim Shipachev, SKA St. Petersburg (KHL)
  • F Vladimir Tarasenko, Blues
  • F Ivan Telegin, CSKA Moscow (KHL) 
TEAM SWEDEN









GOALTENDERS
  • Robin Lehner, Sabres
  • Henrik Lundqvist, Rangers
  • Jacob Markstrom, Canucks

DEFENSEMEN
  • Mattias Ekholm, Predators
  • Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Coyotes
  • Victor Hedman, Lightning
  • Niklas Hjalmarsson, Blackhawks
  • Erik Karlsson, Senators
  • Niklas Kronwall, Red Wings
  • Anton Stralman, Lightning

FORWARDS
  • Nicklas Backstrom, Capitals
  • Loui Eriksson, Bruins
  • Filip Forsberg, Predators
  • Carl Hagelin, Penguins
  • Patric Hornqvist, Penguins
  • Marcus Kruger, Blackhawks
  • Gabriel Landeskog, Avalanche
  • Daniel Sedin, Canucks
  • Henrik Sedin, Canucks
  • Jakob Silfverberg, Ducks
  • Carl Soderberg, Avalanche
  • Alexander Steen, Blues
  • Henrik Zetterberg, Red Wings 
TEAM EUROPE










GOALTENDERS
  • G Frederik Andersen, Anaheim Ducks (Denmark)
  • G Thomas Greiss, New York Islanders (Germany)
  • G Jaroslav Halak, New York Islanders (Slovakia)

DEFENSEMEN
  • D Zdeno Chara, Boston Bruins (Slovakia)
  • D Christian Ehrhoff, Chicago Blackhawks (Germany) 
  • D Roman Josi, Nashville Predators (Switzerland)
  • D Luca Sbisa, Vancouver Canucks (Switzerland) 
  • D Dennis Seidenberg, Boston Bruins (Germany)
  • D Andrej Sekera, Edmonton Oilers (Slovakia)
  • D Mark Streit, Philadelphia Flyers (Switzerland)

FORWARDS
  • F Pierre-Edouard Bellemare, Philadelphia Flyers (France) 
  • F Mikkel Boedker, Colorado Avalanche (Denmark)
  • F Leon Draisaitl, Edmonton Oilers (Germany)
  • F Marian Gaborik, Los Angeles Kings (Slovakia) 
  • F Jannik Hansen, Vancouver Canucks (Denmark)
  • F Marian Hossa, Chicago Blackhawks (Slovakia)
  • F Anze Kopitar, Los Angeles Kings (Slovenia)
  • F Nino Niederreiter, Minnesota Wild (Switzerland) 
  • F Frans Nielsen, New York Islanders (Denmark)
  • F Tobias Rieder, Arizona Coyotes (Germany) 
  • F Tomas Tatar, Detroit Red Wings (Slovakia)
  • F Thomas Vanek, Minnesota Wild (Austria)
  • F Mats Zuccarello, New York Rangers (Norway) 
TEAM CANADA








GOALTENDERS
  • Corey Crawford, Chicago Blackhawks
  • Braden Holtby, Washington Capitals 
  • Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens

DEFENSEMEN
  • Brent Burns, San Jose Sharks
  • Drew Doughty, Los Angeles Kings
  • Duncan Keith, Chicago Blackhawks; 
  • Jake Muzzin, Los Angeles Kings
  • Alex Pietrangelo, St. Louis Blues
  • Marc-Edouard Vlasic, San Jose Sharks
  • Shea Weber, Nashville Predators

FORWARDS
  • Jamie Benn, Dallas Stars 
  • Patrice Bergeron, Boston Bruins
  • Jeff Carter, Los Angeles Kings 
  • Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Matt Duchene, Colorado Avalanche 
  • Ryan Getzlaf, Anaheim Ducks 
  • Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers 
  • Brad Marchand, Boston Bruins
  • Tyler Seguin, Dallas Stars
  • Steven Stamkos, Tampa Bay Lightning
  • John Tavares, New York Islanders
  • Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks
  • Joe Thornton, San Jose Sharks 
TEAM NORTH AMERICA (Under-23)







GOALTENDERS
  • John Gibson, Anaheim Ducks
  • Connor Hellebuyck, Winnipeg Jets
  • Matt Murray, Pittsburgh Penguins

DEFENSEMEN
  • Aaron Ekblad, Florida Panthers
  • Shayne Gostisbehere, Philadelphia Flyers
  • Seth Jones, Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Ryan Murray, Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Colton Parayko, St. Louis Blues
  • Morgan Rielly, Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Jacob Trouba, Winnipeg Jets

FORWARDS
  • Sean Couturier, Philadelphia Flyers
  • Jonathan Drouin, Tampa Bay Lightning
  • Jack Eichel, Buffalo Sabres
  • Johnny Gaudreau, Calgary Flames
  • Dylan Larkin, Detroit Red Wings
  • Nathan MacKinnon, Colorado Avalanche
  • Auston Matthews, Zurich (SUI)
  • Connor McDavid, Edmonton Oilers
  • J.T. Miller, New York Rangers
  • Sean Monahan, Calgary Flames
  • Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Edmonton Oilers
  • Brandon Saad, Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Mark Scheifele, Winnipeg Jets 
TEAM USA








GOALTENDERS
  • Ben Bishop, Tampa Bay Lightning
  • Jonathan Quick, Los Angeles Kings
  • Cory Schneider, New Jersey Devils

DEFENSEMEN
  • Dustin Byfuglien, Winnipeg Jets
  • John Carlson, Washington Capitals
  • Erik Johnson, Colorado Avalanche
  • Jack Johnson, Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Ryan McDonagh, New York Rangers
  • Matt Niskanen, Washington Capitals
  • Ryan Suter, Minnesota Wild

FORWARDS
  • Justin Abdelkader, Detroit Red Wings
  • David Backes, St. Louis Blues
  • Ryan Callahan, Tampa Bay Lightning
  • Brandon Dubinsky, Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks
  • Ryan Kesler, Anaheim Ducks
  • T.J. Oshie, Washington Capitals
  • Max Pacioretty, Montreal Canadiens
  • Zach Parise, Minnesota Wild
  • Joe Pavelski, San Jose Sharks
  • Derek Stepan, New York Rangers
  • James van Riemsdyk, Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Blake Wheeler, Winnipeg Jets


Thursday, May 26, 2016

#DORK Recommendations

Read: DC Rebirth #1















Play: Overwatch (PS4, XBox One, PC)















Watch: Preacher (AMC)

All-NBA Teams

ALL-NBA 1st TEAM
F | LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers)
F | Kawhi Leonard (San Antonio Spurs)
C | DeAndre Jordan (Los Angeles Clippers)
G | Stephen Curry (Golden State Warriors)
G | Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City Thunder)

ALL-NBA 2nd TEAM 
F | Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder)
F | Draymond Green (Golden State Warriors)
C | DeMarcus Cousins (Sacramento Kings)
G | Chris Paul (Los Angeles Clippers)
G | Damian Lillard (Portland Trail Blazers)

ALL-NBA 3rd TEAM 
F | Paul George (Indiana Pacers)
F | LaMarcus Aldridge (San Antonio Spurs)
C | Andre Drummond (Detroit Pistons)
G | Klay Thompson (Golden State Warriors)
G | Kyle Lowry (Toronto Raptors)


BREAKDOWN:
Western Conference: 11
Eastern Conference: 4

Warriors: 3
Thunder: 2
Spurs: 2
Clippers: 2
Cavs: 1
Kings: 1
Trail Blazers: 1
Pacers: 1
Pistons: 1
Raptors: 1


Isaiah Thomas finished behind both James Harden and DeMar DeRozan in the "also receiving votes" department, which would have placed him on the "5th Team."

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Keefer Madness: Iguana in the Toilet

NBA All-Defensive Teams

ALL-DEFENSIVE 1st TEAM
Player (Team), 1st Team Votes, 2nd Team Votes, Total 
  • Kawhi Leonard (San Antonio), 130, --, 260 
  • Draymond Green (Golden State), 123, 5, 251 
  • DeAndre Jordan (L.A. Clippers), 47, 43, 137 
  • Avery Bradley (Boston), 62, 25, 149 
  • Chris Paul (L.A. Clippers), 59, 30, 148
ALL-DEFENSIVE 2nd TEAM
  • Paul Millsap (Atlanta), 11, 75, 97 
  • Paul George (Indiana), 5 , 38, 48 
  • Hassan Whiteside (Miami), 44, 38, 126 
  • Tony Allen (Memphis), 44, 33, 121 
  • Jimmy Butler (Chicago), 18, 26 , 62