Fantasy Baseball Draft Results

Our fantasy baseball keeper league just completed our 2011 draft. Here are the results below. (Keep in mind that the first 8 rounds are keepers, so when it says that Desmond Jennings was the 1st pick, he was actually just a bad choice of 8 keepers for that GM).

Holy Shirts & Pants = Rich Keefe
Kenny Fuckin Powers = Tristan Besse

North End All Blacks = 3-time defending champ, Woody

Round: 1
(1) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Desmond Jennings RF
(2) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Justin Verlander SP
(3) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - B.J. Upton CF
(4) No No Nannettes - Ian Kinsler 2B
(5) The Van Buren Boys - CC Sabathia SP
(6) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Dustin Pedroia 2B
(7) North End Half Blacks - Kendry Morales 1B
(8) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Ichiro Suzuki RF
** (9) Holy Shirts and Pants - Carl Crawford LF
(10) Beantown Bashers - Jayson Werth RF
(11) Scotch N' Sirloin - Roy Halladay SP
(12) North End All-Blacks - Ryan Braun LF

Round: 2
(13) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Trevor Cahill SP
(14) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Justin Morneau 1B
(15) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Joey Votto 1B
(16) No No Nannettes - Jacoby Ellsbury CF
(17) The Van Buren Boys - Andrew McCutchen CF
(18) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Andre Ethier RF
(19) North End Half Blacks - Clayton Kershaw SP
(20) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Joe Mauer C
** (21) Holy Shirts and Pants - Ryan Howard 1B
(22) Beantown Bashers - Nelson Cruz RF
(23) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jon Lester SP
(24) North End All-Blacks - Tim Lincecum SP

Round: 3
(25) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Starlin Castro SS
(26) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Kelly Johnson 2B
(27) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Justin Upton RF
(28) No No Nannettes - Matt Holliday LF
(29) The Van Buren Boys - Wandy Rodriguez SP
(30) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Tommy Hanson SP
(31) North End Half Blacks - Shin-Soo Choo RF
(32) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Cliff Lee SP
** (33) Holy Shirts and Pants - Dan Haren SP
(34) Beantown Bashers - Adrian Beltre 3B
(35) Scotch N' Sirloin - David Price SP
(36) North End All-Blacks - Hanley Ramirez SS

Round: 4
(37) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Domonic Brown RF
(38) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Carlos Santana C
(39) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Kevin Youkilis 1B
(40) No No Nannettes - Elvis Andrus SS
(41) The Van Buren Boys - Hunter Pence RF
(42) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Evan Longoria 3B
(43) North End Half Blacks - Matt Cain SP
(44) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Josh Johnson SP
** (45) Holy Shirts and Pants - Adam Dunn 1B
(46) Beantown Bashers - Vladimir Guerrero DH
(47) Scotch N' Sirloin - Brandon Phillips 2B
(48) North End All-Blacks - Albert Pujols 1B

Round: 5
(49) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brett Gardner CF
(50) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Brandon Morrow SP
(51) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Cole Hamels SP
(52) No No Nannettes - Francisco Liriano SP
(53) The Van Buren Boys - Dan Uggla 2B
(54) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jose Reyes SS
(55) North End Half Blacks - Curtis Granderson CF
(56) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Billy Butler 1B
** (57) Holy Shirts and Pants - David Wright 3B
(58) Beantown Bashers - Josh Hamilton CF
(59) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jason Heyward RF
(60) North End All-Blacks - Carlos Gonzalez LF

Round: 6
(61) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Colby Rasmus CF
(62) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Pedro Alvarez 3B
(63) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Chris Carpenter SP
(64) No No Nannettes - Phil Hughes SP
(65) The Van Buren Boys - Alex Rios CF
(66) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Stephen Strasburg SP
(67) North End Half Blacks - Jay Bruce RF
(68) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Troy Tulowitzki SS
** (69) Holy Shirts and Pants - Joakim Soria RP
(70) Beantown Bashers - Matt Kemp CF
(71) Scotch N' Sirloin - Miguel Cabrera 1B
(72) North End All-Blacks - Robinson Cano 2B

Round: 7
(73) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alex Rodriguez 3B
(74) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Drew Stubbs CF
(75) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Chris Young CF
(76) No No Nannettes - Buster Posey C
(77) The Van Buren Boys - Ryan Dempster SP
(78) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Prince Fielder 1B
(79) North End Half Blacks - Victor Martinez C
(80) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Shane Victorino CF
** (81) Holy Shirts and Pants - Carlos Marmol RP
(82) Beantown Bashers - Zack Greinke SP
(83) Scotch N' Sirloin - Martin Prado 2B
(84) North End All-Blacks - Ryan Zimmerman 3B

Round: 8
(85) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Chase Utley 2B
(86) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Delmon Young LF
(87) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Brian McCann C
(88) No No Nannettes - Mike Stanton RF
(89) The Van Buren Boys - Mark Teixeira 1B
(90) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Adrian Gonzalez 1B
(91) North End Half Blacks - Yovani Gallardo SP
(92) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jose Bautista 3B
** (93) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jered Weaver SP
(94) Beantown Bashers - Ubaldo Jimenez SP
(95) Scotch N' Sirloin - Mat Latos SP
(96) North End All-Blacks - Felix Hernandez SP

Round: 9
(97) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Freddie Freeman 1B
(98) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Max Scherzer SP
(99) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Roy Oswalt SP
(100) No No Nannettes - Michael Young 3B
(101) The Van Buren Boys - Chad Billingsley SP
(102) The Van Buren Boys - Heath Bell RP
(103) North End Half Blacks - Derek Jeter SS
(104) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Rickie Weeks 2B
** (105) Holy Shirts and Pants - Corey Hart RF
(106) Beantown Bashers - Brian Wilson RP
(107) Scotch N' Sirloin - Casey McGehee 3B
(108) North End All-Blacks - Neftali Feliz RP

Round: 10
(109) North End All-Blacks - Ben Zobrist 2B
(110) Scotch N' Sirloin - Paul Konerko 1B
(111) Beantown Bashers - Aubrey Huff 1B
** (112) Holy Shirts and Pants - Nick Markakis RF
(113) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Mariano Rivera RP
(114) North End Half Blacks - Aramis Ramirez 3B
(115) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Clay Buchholz SP
(116) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jhoulys Chacin SP
(117) No No Nannettes - Jimmy Rollins SS
(118) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Aaron Hill 2B
(119) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jonathan Broxton RP
(120) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Carlos Quentin RF

Round: 11
(121) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Torii Hunter CF
(122) Scotch N' Sirloin - Alexei Ramirez SS
(123) North End All-Blacks - Geovany Soto C
(124) No No Nannettes - Michael Bourn CF
(125) The Van Buren Boys - Pablo Sandoval 3B
(126) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Craig Kimbrel RP
(127) North End Half Blacks - Shaun Marcum SP
(128) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Adam Jones CF
** (129) Holy Shirts and Pants - Matt Garza SP
(130) Beantown Bashers - Gordon Beckham 2B
(131) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jonathan Sanchez SP
(132) North End All-Blacks - Ted Lilly SP

Round: 12
(133) North End All-Blacks - Brett Anderson SP
(134) Scotch N' Sirloin - Rajai Davis CF
(135) Beantown Bashers - Jonathan Papelbon RP
** (136) Holy Shirts and Pants - Joe Nathan RP
(137) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - David Ortiz DH
(138) North End Half Blacks - Jeremy Hellickson SP
(139) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Gio Gonzalez SP
(140) The Van Buren Boys - Tim Hudson SP
(141) No No Nannettes - Francisco Rodriguez RP
(142) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Daniel Hudson SP
(143) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jose Valverde RP
(144) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Ricky Nolasco SP

Round: 13
(145) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Miguel Montero C
(146) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ian Desmond SS
(147) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mark Reynolds 3B
(148) No No Nannettes - Stephen Drew SS
(149) The Van Buren Boys - Matt Wieters C
(150) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Adam Lind DH
(151) North End Half Blacks - Bobby Abreu RF
(152) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - John Danks SP
** (153) Holy Shirts and Pants - Brian Roberts 2B
(154) Beantown Bashers - Mike Napoli C
(155) Scotch N' Sirloin - Francisco Cordero RP
(156) North End All-Blacks - Chris Perez RP

Round: 14
(157) North End All-Blacks - Huston Street RP
(158) Scotch N' Sirloin - Brian Matusz SP
(159) Beantown Bashers - Darwin Barney SS
** (160) Holy Shirts and Pants - Grady Sizemore CF
(161) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - J.J. Putz RP
(162) North End Half Blacks - Colby Lewis SP
(163) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Matt Thornton RP
(164) The Van Buren Boys - Rafael Furcal SS
(165) No No Nannettes - Hiroki Kuroda SP
(166) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - John Axford RP
(167) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Juan Pierre LF
(168) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Andrew Bailey RP

Round: 15
(169) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Ike Davis 1B
(170) Scotch N' Sirloin - Ryan Franklin RP
(171) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Drew Storen RP
(172) No No Nannettes - Adam LaRoche 1B
(173) The Van Buren Boys - Frank Francisco RP
(174) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jose Tabata LF
(175) North End Half Blacks - Brandon Lyon RP
(176) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Nick Swisher RF
** (177) Holy Shirts and Pants - Gaby Sanchez 1B
(178) Beantown Bashers - Daniel Bard RP
(179) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Leo Nunez RP
(180) North End All-Blacks - Manny Ramirez LF

Round: 16
(181) North End All-Blacks - Madison Bumgarner SP
(182) Scotch N' Sirloin - Carlos Pena 1B
(183) Beantown Bashers - Ricky Romero SP
** (184) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jake McGee RP
(185) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Josh Beckett SP
(186) North End Half Blacks - Vernon Wells CF
(187) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Joel Hanrahan RP
(188) The Van Buren Boys - Ian Stewart 3B
(189) No No Nannettes - Chone Figgins 2B
(190) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Jason Bay LF
(191) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Angel Pagan CF
(192) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brad Lidge RP

Round: 17
(193) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Justin Smoak 1B
(194) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Omar Infante 2B
(195) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Jordan Zimmermann SP
(196) No No Nannettes - Brett Myers SP
(197) The Van Buren Boys - Carlos Lee LF
(198) The Van Buren Boys - Jonny Venters RP
(199) North End Half Blacks - Kevin Gregg RP
(200) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Derrek Lee 1B
** (201) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jair Jurrjens SP
(202) Beantown Bashers - Yunel Escobar SS
(203) Scotch N' Sirloin - Andres Torres CF
(204) North End All-Blacks - Jim Thome DH

Round: 18
(205) North End All-Blacks - C.J. Wilson SP
(206) Scotch N' Sirloin - Travis Snider LF
(207) Beantown Bashers - Evan Meek RP
** (208) Holy Shirts and Pants - Alcides Escobar SS
(209) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Edinson Volquez SP
(210) North End Half Blacks - Howard Kendrick 2B
(211) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Derek Holland SP
(212) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Sean Rodriguez 2B
(213) No No Nannettes - Neil Walker 2B
(214) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - J.J. Hardy SS
(215) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ian Kennedy SP
(216) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Johnny Cueto SP

Round: 19
(217) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Dallas Braden SP
(218) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Michael Morse RF
(219) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Michael Pineda SP
(220) No No Nannettes - Jaime Garcia SP
(221) The Van Buren Boys - Joaquin Benoit RP
(222) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Aroldis Chapman RP
(223) North End Half Blacks - Michael Cuddyer RF
(224) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - John Lackey SP
** (225) Holy Shirts and Pants - Austin Jackson CF
(226) Beantown Bashers - Ty Wigginton 3B
(227) Scotch N' Sirloin - Anibal Sanchez SP
(228) North End All-Blacks - Mitch Moreland 1B

Round: 20
(229) North End All-Blacks - Brandon League RP
(230) Scotch N' Sirloin - Asdrubal Cabrera SS
(231) Beantown Bashers - J.D. Drew RF
** (232) Holy Shirts and Pants - Denard Span CF
(233) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Luke Scott DH
(234) North End Half Blacks - Fernando Rodney RP
(235) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Bryce Harper RF
(236) The Van Buren Boys - Scott Rolen 3B
(237) No No Nannettes - Erick Aybar SS
(238) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - David Aardsma RP
(239) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jorge De La Rosa SP
(240) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alexi Ogando RP

Round: 21
(241) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Tsuyoshi Nishioka 2B
(242) Scotch N' Sirloin - James Shields SP
(243) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mike Moustakas 3B
(244) No No Nannettes - Lance Berkman 1B
(245) The Van Buren Boys - Carlos Ruiz C
(246) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Kurt Suzuki C
(247) North End Half Blacks - James McDonald SP
(248) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Bronson Arroyo SP
** (249) Holy Shirts and Pants - Dexter Fowler CF
(250) Beantown Bashers - Chris Iannetta C
(251) Kenny Fuckin Powers - J.P. Arencibia C
(252) North End All-Blacks - Chris Coghlan LF

Round: 22
(253) North End All-Blacks - Jake Peavy SP
(254) Scotch N' Sirloin - Nyjer Morgan CF
(255) Beantown Bashers - Octavio Dotel RP
** (256) Holy Shirts and Pants - Chris Sale RP
(257) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Chase Headley 3B
(258) North End Half Blacks - Edwin Encarnacion 3B
(259) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Marlon Byrd CF
(260) The Van Buren Boys - Hong-Chih Kuo RP
(261) No No Nannettes - Placido Polanco 3B
(262) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Ryan Madson RP
(263) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ervin Santana SP
(264) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Danny Espinosa 2B

Round: 23
(265) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brandon Webb SP
(266) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Johan Santana SP
(267) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Wade Davis SP
(268) No No Nannettes - Jose Lopez 3B
(269) The Van Buren Boys - David Freese 3B
(270) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Sergio Romo RP
(271) North End Half Blacks - Brian Fuentes RP
(272) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jason Kubel RF
** (273) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jarrod Saltalamacchia C
(274) Beantown Bashers - Reid Brignac SS
(275) Scotch N' Sirloin - Yadier Molina C
(276) North End All-Blacks - Erik Bedard SP

Round: 24
(277) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Edwin Jackson SP
(278) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Carl Pavano SP
(279) Beantown Bashers - Carlos Beltran CF
** (280) Holy Shirts and Pants - Logan Morrison LF
(281) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Rafael Soriano RP
(282) North End Half Blacks - Juan Uribe 2B
(283) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Randy Wells SP
(284) The Van Buren Boys - R.A. Dickey SP
(285) No No Nannettes - James Loney 1B
(286) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Ryan Raburn LF
(287) Scotch N' Sirloin - Tyler Colvin RF
(288) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alfonso Soriano LF

Round: 25
(289) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Jesus Montero C
(290) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ryan Theriot SS
(291) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mike Minor SP
(292) No No Nannettes - Hideki Matsui DH
(293) The Van Buren Boys - Magglio Ordonez RF
(294) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Mike Trout CF
(295) North End Half Blacks - Kyle Drabek SP
(296) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jon Rauch RP
** (297) Holy Shirts and Pants - Miguel Tejada SS
(298) Beantown Bashers - Tyler Clippard RP
(299) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jordan Walden RP
(300) North End All-Blacks - Chipper Jones 3B

Round: 26
(301) North End All-Blacks - Coco Crisp CF
(302) Scotch N' Sirloin - Matt Capps RP
(303) Beantown Bashers - Mark Trumbo 1B
** (304) Holy Shirts and Pants - Mark Buehrle SP
(305) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Franklin Gutierrez CF
(306) North End Half Blacks - Travis Wood SP
(307) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Brandon Belt 1B
(308) The Van Buren Boys - Luke Gregerson RP
(309) No No Nannettes - Rafael Betancourt RP
(310) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Clay Hensley RP
(311) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Brett Wallace 1B
(312) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Jed Lowrie SS