9. DONNER
Bad father, was
ashamed of Rudolph's gifts. Also there's variously spellings/
pronunciations for Donner including Dunder (German for Thunder and
Donder). If they can't get the name right, how good is he really?
(The only positive for Donner, of course, is that his sperm help create
Rudolph.)
8. BLIXEN
Another one where his
name is sometimes different including Blitzen. So I believe his real name
is Blixen which is German for Lightning. So he and Donner were a bit of a
team, no thanks. But then because he has a drinking problem people would
call him BLITZEN... hence the low ranking.
7. CUPID
Named after the Roman
god of erotic love. These other reindeer, you hear there name and you
think reindeer. Certainly more his parents fault. No even close to
the most well known Cupid.
6. COMET
Coach Comet... one of
the best fliers in the field, but also, like Donner and Santa for that matter,
he is a real piece of work. Comet is the one that says, Rudolph won't be
playing anymore "reindeer games." I wonder if the Coach is
necessary the best guy, or is he serving a punishment. Plus how about
some HUMBLE REINDEER PIE when they need Rudolph to lead the way.
5. RUDOLPH
Clutch. He's
best when the night is on the line. Led the sleigh his 1st Christmas on
the team. He was the bigger reindeer and did not dwell on the hurtful
things Comet and his father said to him. Not sure how he did it.
He'd be higher on this list, but think of all the years they DIDN'T need
him? Throw in the flashlight technology now and his nose is pretty
useless. But I appreciate the clutchness and feel for the big stage.
4. DANCER
Kind of like A Boy
Named Sue... Dancer had to hear about his name all his live, it made him tough,
he, like Sue, also went back years later and murdered his father. Maybe
the best cage fighter on the team, solid flier, and amazing dancer.
3. VIXEN
It's a man's game, but
here's Vixen, the only lady on the sleigh. Santa took the 8 and then 9
best reindeer IN THE WORLD... and only one female made the cut and it was
Vixen. When she goes into heat... you better lock the stable.
2. PRANCER
Actually has his own
movie, so there had to be something there. Long time member of the team,
he got in a traffic accident in his movie, way past his prime, but when he was
right, there wasn't anyone better at pulling a sleigh than Prancer.
1 1. DASHER
1st name mentioned in
the song. And when Coach Comet is starting his lessons he singles out
Dasher's son... probably thinking this is gonna be the next guy...
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