Showing posts with label Jailhouse. Show all posts
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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Who Should Start the 2010 NBA All-Star Game

The starters for the 2010 NBA All-Star game will be announced tonight during the TNT double-header. If you've been paying attention at all to how the fans have been voting, you'll be thrilled to know that Allen Iverson (16 games, 14.8 points, 4.5 assists, 2.3 turnovers) and Tracy McGrady (6 games, 3.2 points, 0.8 rebounds, 1 assist) were at last check in the top 2 for guards in their respective conferences, thus would be starting in the All-Star game next month in Dallas.

I think by now, all level headed sports fans realize it is an absolute joke to allow the fans to have so much pull in an All-Star game. (And if you don't, look at those AI and T-Mac numbers again). Imagine if fans voted for MVP, All-NBA, All-Pro, Hall of Fame?!? But the purpose of this blog post is not to trash the thousands of idiot fans out there, instead I want a chance to say who should start the All-Star game this year.

Eastern Conference:

Guards:

Dwyane Wade, Heat (26.9 points, 4.8 rebounds, 6 assists, and 3+ stocks (if you read Bill Simmons Book of Basketball you'd know stocks are steals + blocks)).

Joe Johnson, Hawks (21.2 points, 4.9 rebounds, 4.9 assists)

Neither guy is a true point guard, but both deserve to be starters in the All-Star Game.

Toughest omission- Rajon Rondo, Celtics

Forwards:

LeBron James, Cavs (29.6 points, 7.2 rebounds, 7.8 assists)

Gerald Wallace, Bobcats (18.6 points, 11.3 rebounds, nearly 3 stocks)

Not only is Wallace putting up sick numbers, but his team is currently in 5th place in the East. Yes the Charlotte Bobcats are in 5th place in the Eastern Conference. Let that sit in.

Toughest omission = turn him into my starting Center

Center:

Chris Bosh, Raptors (24.2 points, 11.2 rebounds, leads league with 31 double-doubles)

I guess he's technically a power forward, but it's the All-Star game, another reason the ballots for the fans shouldn't exist.

Toughest omission- David Lee, Knicks, that's right and not Dwight Howard

East Starters- Wade, Johnson, James, Wallace, Bosh

Western Conference:

Guards:

Kobe Bryant, Lakers (28.3 points, 5.2 rebounds, 4.5 assists)

Chris Paul, Hornets (19.6 points, 4.6 rebounds, 11.3 assists, 2.21 steals)

Toughest omission- Deron Williams, Jazz

Forwards:

Carmelo Anthony, Nuggets (29.8 points, 6.3 rebounds, 3.3 assists)

Dirk Nowitzki, Mavericks (25.5 points, 7.9 rebounds, %FG-3-FT = 48-39-88)

Toughest omission- let's make him a Center like in the East

Center:

Zach Randolph, Grizzlies (20.8 points, 11.5 rebounds, 2 assists, 50% FG)

Toughest omission- Tim Duncan, Spurs

West Starters- Bryant, Paul, Anthony, Nowitzki, Randolph

-Keefe

Coming soon: "Keefe's 2010 NBA All-Star Rosters"

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Best NBA Players Who Have Not Been All-Stars

-Keefe

I’m trying to take my mind off the fact the Celtics look like a completely different team now then they did in the regular season. It’s frustrating beyond belief. They’re getting killed by Wally Szczerbiak, what’s left of Ben Wallace, and Big Z. In an attempt to make myself and friends feel better I said, well you know those guys were all All-Stars in there career. So it made me think, who are the worst NBA players to be selected to the All-Star team? Well those three would probably all start on that squad; why not compile a list of the best players not to have been an All-Star.

I kept it to active players, so you won’t see the likes of Rod Strickland, Byron Scott, Jalen Rose, Chuck Person, Wayman Tisdale, Orlando Woolridge, and Eddie Johnson, all who never had an All-Star selection to their credit on this list. Also a player must have at least 3 years in the league. It’s too hard to compare players that new to the league. Kevin Durant, Rudy Gay, and Al Horford also won’t be found on this list. Some of the players will undoubtedly be named All-Stars by the time their careers are over while others best days are behind them. With that said here are the best 15 players in the NBA who have never been an All-Star.

15. Ben Gordon


Season Highs: Pts: 21.4 Rebs: 3.1 Asts: 3.6

Gordon has played 4 seasons in the league all with the Chicago Bulls. He was named the NBA’s 6th Man of the Year in 2004-2005 as well as 1st Team All-Rookie. A great scorer, the former UConn Husky has averaged 19 points in 22 playoff games.

14. Andre Iguodala

Season Highs: Pts: 19.9 Rebs: 5.9 Asts: 5.7

Iguodala has improved his scoring in each of his 4 years in Philly, and he has played in 322 of a possible 328 regular season games. Like Gordon he was a 1st Team All-Rookie selection. I fully expect him to make an All-Star or 4 by the time his career is over.

13. Josh Smith

Season Highs: Pts: 17.2 Rebs: 8.6 Asts: 3.4 Blks: 2.9

He was at All-Star weekend back in 2005 winning the Slam Dunk Contest, but the Oak Hill product has yet to be named one of the conference’s best. His points per game have also improved in each of his first four years, and defensively he has wreaked havoc blocking shots in bunches.

12. Tyson Chandler

Season Highs: Pts: 11.8 Rebs: 12.4 Blks: 1.8

It was a slow start to the career of Tyson Chandler who is still just 25 years old. His best 2 seasons have been the last 2 in New Orleans with Chris Paul. Chandler has ranked in the top 3 in the league in rebounding the past 2 years, and is one of the reasons behind the surprise Hornets.

11. Corey Maggette

Season Highs: Pts: 22.2 Rebs: 6 Asts: 3.4

One year at Duke and one year with the Magic, Maggette has spent the past 8 years with the Clippers putting up over 20 points per game in 3 seasons. He’s been inconsistent, but with Brand out for nearly the entire year he was the go-to guy in LA this year. He’s a guy you could see being the perfect scorer off the bench for a great team, or the leading scorer on a bad team. So far in his career, Maggette has been the latter.

10. Hedo Turkoglu

Season Highs: Pts: 19.5 Rebs: 5.7 Asts: 5

This season was far and away the best put forth by Turkoglu hence he was honored with the NBA’s Most Improved Award. Good for him right? But any Most Improved “Award” is also a slap in the face. What a nice way of saying, wow you were awful the year before, we never thought you’d come up with a season like this. You got us. Well done, here take this trophy. My high school even changed the named of Most Improved Award to the “Coach’s Award” because we all knew the implications of “most improved.” We’ll have to wait and see if Turkoglu keeps it up next year. He was a guy many thought should have made this year’s All-Star team.

9. Jason Terry

Season Highs: Pts: 19.7 Rebs: 4.1 Asts: 7.4

Terry averaged just under 19 points per game in the playoffs for a Mavs team that lost to the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals. He has always been a solid scorer, holding a 15.9 per game career average after 9 seasons.

8. Stephen Jackson

Season Highs: Pts: 20.1 Rebs: 4.9 Asts: 4.1

Jackson is a NBA champion and came up with a 20-4-4 this season. He hit big shot after big shot along with Baron Davis in last season’s upset over the number 1 seed Dallas Mavericks. He’s certainly someone you’d want on your team, but to this point of his career he has yet to be an All-Star. Played for the Nets, Spurs, Hawks, and Pacers, but he’s really found a home with the Warriors. If he continues to play the way he did this year, it’ll be hard to keep him off the All-Star team in the future.

7. Andre Miller

Season Highs: Pts: 17 Rebs: 4.7 Asts: 10.9

A member of the NBA’s 1st Team All-Rookie squad back in 1999-2000 Miller has bounced around the league playing for the Cavs, Clippers, Nuggets, and 76ers. Eight of his nine seasons Miller has been top 10 in the league in assists including 01-02 where he was number 1 with 10.9 a game.

6. Jason Richardson

Season Highs: Pts: 23.2 Rebs: 6.7 Asts: 3.9

Like Josh Smith, Richardson participated in an All-Star weekend; in fact he was the Slam Dunk champion in 2002 and 2003. He joins Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins, and Harold Miner as the only 2-time champions of the event. I think it’s safe to say his career lies somewhere in between Jordan/ Wilkins and Miner. Only 27, but I think his best chances to be an All-Star were with the Warriors.

5. Richard Jefferson

Season Highs: Pts: 22.6 Rebs: 7.3 Asts: 4

Jefferson has played the majority of his career along side All-Stars Jason Kidd and Vince Carter, but he himself has never had that honor. He was a part of the massacre that was the 2004 Olympic Bronze Medal team, so that doesn’t help him. He’s still got plenty of good basketball left in him, and always seems to be a guy in the conversation as an All-Star replacement for an injured player, but hasn’t made that leap.

4. Mike Bibby

Season Highs: Pts: 21.1 Rebs: 4.2 Asts: 8.4

Bibby just turned 30, but has never celebrated an All-Star selection in his career. He was 1st Team All-Rookie like the majority of the players on this list, back in the 98-99 season, and he was a big part of those entertaining Sacramento Kings teams that had deep runs in the Western Conference playoffs

3. Lamar Odom

Season Highs: Pts: 17.2 Rebs: 10.6 Asts: 5.9

Part of the Shaq to Miami trade, Odom landed in LA and has put together some solid seasons including this one where he was 7th in the league in rebounding. In his more natural role as the 3rd scorer Odom has thrived, and is a huge part of the Lakers’ possible title run. 1st Team All-Rookie back in 99-00, you get the feeling with Odom that he never played to his potential and thus never made an All-Star team. Career averages of 15.6, 8.9, and 4.4 he’s always been good, but not great.

2. Al Jefferson

Season Highs: Pts: 21 Rebs: 11.1

Big Al has improved his points, rebounds, assists, and steals in each of his first four seasons. I understand he was doing it for a terrible Minnesota team, but 21-11 is nothing to sneeze at, especially when he could have been playing in the NCAA Tournament this year instead of battling the best in the west on a nightly basis. He was just 1 of 4 players to post a 20-10 this year along with All-Stars Dwight Howard, Carlos Boozer, and Antawn Jamison. I think it’s safe to say he’ll make his fair share if he stays healthy.

1. Deron Williams


Season Highs: Pts: 18.8 Rebs: 3.3 Asts: 10.5

Williams has only played 3 years in the league so despite not being an All-Star yet, I’m very confident he’ll finish his career with close to 10 selections. In his brief career he has already been named to the All-Rookie 1st Team, the All-NBA 2nd Team, and he finished 12th in the MVP vote this season. Williams ranked 2nd in the league in assists two years ago and 3rd this past season. Drawing comparisons to a better scoring version of John Stockton, I think it’s safe to say he’ll be off this list next February. He’s the second best point guard in the NBA today, and look out Chris Paul, he’s coming for the number one spot.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Rucker Park Showdown (Who Wins?)


As we anticipate the announcement of the NBA’s MVP, the question rises each year, what makes an MVP? Is it the best player on the best team (Dirk Nowitzki 06-07), or the guy who makes everyone around him better (Steve Nash 04-05, 05-06), or simply the player with the best stats (Kevin Garnett 03-04)? One criteria Bill Simmons uses is if 2 people were choosing sides for a pick up game that would decide their lives or something like that. Who would be the first pick? Well we’ll take it one further. Tristan and I have chosen teams based on players performances through the 2007-2008 seasons, and our 8 man teams will decide our lives (or at least a beer or two), the game will be played at historic Rucker Park.

We flipped a coin for the first pick, and then it went to the next two, next two, and so on. End result is an 8 man street ball squad (not street ball rules), also tacked on a coach to lead these dynamic players. Here is how the draft went with a brief reaction after each selection by the guy who made it.

Rich Keefe won the toss and deferred.

Besse 1st (1) pick: Chris Paul

Sure, I probably should have taken Kobe or Lebron here, but I’m on the Chris Paul bandwagon and at an inner city hoop game, guys like this carve up the court. He has surpassed Steve Nash as the best point guard in the game. A guy like this won’t just make no look, behind-the-back, highlight reel passes, but he has the ability to score as well as any other player on the court. In my eyes, the primary ball handler is a key position for a game at Rucker Park, so I went ahead and took the best one there is.

Keefe 2nd (1) pick: Kobe Bryant

As good as Chris Paul has been this year (my pick for the MVP) there’s no way I’m passing up on Kobe. LeBron has monster numbers, but I still think Bryant is the best in the game. He’s been threw battles on the court and with my life depending on it, I have to have Bryant. If this game comes down to a last second shot… yeah I like my chances.

Keefe 3rd (2) pick: LeBron James

Really thought I would end up with Kobe or LeBron, not both. I now have 2 guys who can take over a game and score at will. It’s going to be a physical game, and LeBron certainly has what it takes. These two guys worked very well together on Team USA in the qualifier, and should win himself a Gold Medal this summer. LeBron has lived up to all the hype he got coming out of high school. He has a chance to one day be the greatest player of all time. And he falls to 3? What a game.

Besse 4th (2) pick: Allen Iverson

I wasn’t surprised at all that Rich took both Kobe and Lebron. Having taken the two best scorers in the game, I needed a scorer of my own. There’s plenty in the league, but only one truly belongs at Rucker Park. A.I. looks the part, plays the part and he is the part, as like Kobe, he’s actually played at Rucker Park before. And Iverson plays every game like he’s in Rucker Park, sacrificing his body to create lanes, open shots and scoring opportunities across the floor. And his experience in a game like this with his scoring ability will be essential.

Besse 5th (3) pick: Amare Stoudemire

I wanted a big man that can score here. I debated Dwight Howard and almost pulled the trigger on it, especially after seeing these 20/20 games he’s posting in the post-season. But I didn’t want his rebounding ability to be the end all in making this pick, so I went with another bad-ass in Stoudemaire. KG and Tim Duncan were other options, but I didn’t like KG’s offense in a game like this, and Duncan is great, but too soft.
Amare gives me good size down low and was a force at C before Shaq allowed him to move back to his natural PF position. Based on my first two picks, I’m starting a trend of playing small, so logic tells me a natural C won’t work here. And I like his attitude and energy for this.

Keefe 6th (3) pick: Kevin Garnett

Besse is on his way to recreating the Western Conference All-Star team. His guards are good, but small. I have my two wings so I need to focus on bruisers up front and a point to match Chris Paul. If my life is truly on the line here, I want a guy that I can count on to play like his life is also on the line. I’ll go with KG. Intense is too light a word for Garnett, maybe “KG” should be a new entry in the dictionary. This guy won’t let me down.

Keefe 7th (4) pick: Dwight Howard

Should I go point guard here? Maybe I should have, but with Dwight Howard sitting here with all the muscle can’t pass him up. A windy day outside probably won’t effect his two handed thunder dunks he’s put on opposing big men all season. He and KG down low will be a perfect compliment. Some say all he does right now is dunk and rebound. Well with Kobe, LeBron, and KG, all I want him to do is dunk and rebound.

Besse 8th (4) pick: Paul Pierce

Pierce was stabbed 11 times in the face, neck and back at a late night dance club back in 2000. He had surgery to repair his lungs as a result of the attack. The following season he played all 82 games and averaged 25.3 points per game. Excuse me?
This is the same guy who earned the moniker “The Truth” from Shaquille O’Neal in 2001 and was fined last week for flashing a gang symbol. As far as I’m concerned, these are HOF credential at Rucker Park. His numbers took a dive this year, but so did everyone else’s on the Celtics’ 66-win squad. Like Iverson, he can find ways to create and score at will; he just does it with a 6’7 frame. We’ve seen solid defense this year, as well, and with his toughness I like the pick here.

Besse 9th (5) pick: Steve Nash

Rich has gone all big so far and has yet to take a ball handler. So instead of taking a guy like Duncan to add some size, I took the second best point guard off the board. I was sure he’d have to take Jailhouse Williams which was fine by me. The reason I don’t mind this pick is that we can run different sets with Paul and Nash up top. This will force us to play small, but with the top two passers in the league, scoring opportunities will be aplenty in this one. And let’s not forget that Nash can nail the 3, or 2 in this case. Either way, the last two years he’s had the second highest percentage from beyond the arc (behind Jason Kapono) and in the two previous years before that he was ranked sixth. Not too shabby. As far as his street cred? Reference last year’s playoff series against the Spurs. The guy’s a gamer.

Keefe 10th (5) pick: Deron “Jailhouse” Williams

Two solid picks back-to-back by Besse right there. Really wanted Pierce on my team, being a fan of the Celtics and great players, but with Kobe and LeBron he wasn’t a necessity. I’m glad Jailhouse slipped to me at 10. (Note: while playing at Illinois, Deron Williams was given the nickname by myself and college roommates because of his ridiculous “Jailhouse” tattoos. We were all a fan as the Illini may or may not have won us all some money that season. I have been a huge fan ever since.) This guy is right behind CP3 for best point guard in the game right now, and in Rucker Park, he certainly looks the part.

Keefe 11th (6) pick: Tim Duncan

I know the Big Fundamental doesn’t exactly scream outdoor, physical street ball. Well his 4 championship rings, great defensive, and versatile offensive game make him a must. In fact he will be coming off the bench for my team with KG and Howard ahead of him, but the winning experience will go a long way. He’s a top 5 power forward in the history of the NBA, so I can’t keep him off the board any longer. Welcome aboard Timmy.

Besse 12th (6) pick: Shaquille O’Neal

Keefe selected Duncan which I didn’t mind at all. To counter, I came back with Neon Bodeaux. So he’s not as good as the Neon we saw in Blue Chips, but he’s a big force down low and is a good matchup against any big man in a game like this. I’m not looking for him to score – I have plenty of guys that can do that already. But when in the game, he can move Amare back to PF like he did for the Suns and give us more size down low. It should clog the lane for Keefe’s team, and after seeing him flatten Tony Parker in Game 2, what’s not to love? The opposing team may be bigger overall, but if we defend on the perimeter they’ll have to come inside and meet Diesel, who should feel right at home on the court at Rucker Park.

Besse 13th (7) pick: Gilbert Arenas

I won’t lie, I almost picked him about eight picks ago. Talk about swagger, confidence and a guy that’s destined to play in a game like this. He’ll be a great scoring threat shooting from the outside and with slashers like A.I. and Pierce to go with Nash and Paul, plenty will be done to free up Arenas on the outside to shoot. And he’ll talk plenty, too, adding plenty of character and dialogue that is so commonplace at games like this. I refer back to the YouTube video of Arenas taking on DeShawn Stevenson in a 3-point contest. If you haven’t seen it, check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn6O42a5vl8

Keefe 14th (7) pick: Caron Butler

After taking Duncan with my last pick I needed some more street cred, and round out my bench. I’ll go with Tuff Juice. This guy is a force. Does everything on the court for yeah and has been a man since his days at UConn. With Arenas out most of the year and for the rest of the playoffs (we’re saying he’s healthy for this game, hence Besse just taking him), Butler has been the reason why they’re not only in the playoffs, but playing a game 6 tonight against LeBron. He’ll be a valuable guy off the bench for me.

Keefe 15th (8) pick: Carmelo Anthony

Stop snitchin’. Teaming Melo with LeBron can’t miss. Hasn’t been a winner in the NBA’s playoffs, but he’s not the main man on this team. In fact, he’s the 8th man. But with a game like his there’s room for him on my team. He can score a number of different ways and is strong enough to play in a physical game that this will undoubtedly be. Being my final pick he was up against the likes of Baron Davis, Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson, Carlos Boozer, Joe Johnson, Chauncey Billups, Marcus Camby, T-Mac, and Shawn Marion.

Besse 16th (8) pick: Rasheed Wallace

Rasheed reminds me of Raymond from White Men Can’t Jump; the dude that sniffed out Sid and Billy, prompting him to grab his piece from the car. He also tried to rob the convenience store around the corner, but let’s not concern ourselves with that. It’s all I think of when I look at Sheed, though. He’ll come packin’ heat, no doubt about it. This guy is bad ass, and in a street game, he’s a no-doubter in my book. Size, toughness and the dude can play. I thought about Ron Artest here for his defense and BAM (bad ass mentality), but you gotta be able to score in this game, so we’ll let Ron call next.



Keefe:
Deron Williams
Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Kevin Garnett
Dwight Howard

Tim Duncan
Caron Butler
Carmelo Anthony

Besse:
Chris Paul
Allen Iverson
Paul Pierce
Amare Stoudemire
Shaquille O’Neal

Steve Nash
Gilbert Arenas
Rasheed Wallace


Besse: Coach – Jeff van Gundy
What more can you say about a guy who got dragged across the floor breaking up a fight between Alonzo Mourning and Larry Johnson in ’98? Well, you can also say that he got rocked by his own player, Marcus Camby, trying to break up another fight in ’01. That one left his bloodied and battered. That’s a guy I’d wanna play for, and a guy I want coaching my team at Rucker Park.

Keefe: Coach – Stan van Gundy
My sources got win that Jeff van Gundy was coming out of the booth to coach Besse’s squad. So I thought we’d play mind games with him a bit and take Magic coach Stan Van. This is by no means saying he is the best coach in basketball, rather just some gamesmanship.


Game Outlook:


Besse: There’s no question that with both King James and Lord of the Rings, Rich probably takes this thing in an NBA. But this is at Rucker Park, not the Quicken Loans Arena. I have the two best guards in the game and a roster of scorers whose personalities and playing style blend nicely with Rucker Park. Looking at my lineup, I have more guys that play with toughness and have the ability to find and create scoring opportunities. We’re certainly smaller in size, but we can hit the 2 from the outside and I picked up guys like Shaq and Sheed that will be bangers down low. We’ll play a lot like the Rangers did in Game 4 against the Penguins, playing physical and going after his key players, ala smashing Sidney Crosby against the boards over and over again. I like our mix of skill inside and outside, and with Paul and Nash running the show, look for some serious street ball highlights en route to victory.


Keefe: Kobe and LeBron. Should I go on? I don’t care if this game is in the TD Banknorth Garden, my back yard, the moon (which would be the first time anyone has been there, but that’s a whole other thing), or Rucker park. I have the 2 best basketball players in the world on my team. Not to mention KG and Howard up front with Deron Williams at the point. Yes CP3 is better, but not enough to overtake this stacked lineup. Not to mention Duncan, Butler, and Melo coming off the bench. I like my team very, very much.


Now what do you think? Decide who’s team would win a game where the lives of the people who selected the teams are on the line. We’ll tally up the votes and see who the winner is. Remember this game is being played at Rucker Park, there are whistles, but they are few and far between. Leave a comment and let us know.

Team Besse or Team Keefe?