I believe it is Year 7 of the Gentlemen's Club, maybe longer. Besse and I have been competing against each other in fantasy football for well over a decade, but this same group has been together for awhile now. It was a late draft, but here is how it went down.
Rich Keefe = Smell the Glove
Tristan Besse = Team Besse (for now)
Round: 1
(1) LandSharks Champ - Adrian Peterson RB
(2) Straight Cash Homey - Chris Johnson RB
(3) Team Bailey - Jamaal Charles RB
(4) Team Hennekey - Aaron Rodgers QB
** (5) Smell the Glove - Ray Rice RB
(6) Team Besse - LeSean McCoy RB
(7) Tusken Raiders - Arian Foster RB
(8) The Odd Couple - Andre Johnson WR
(9) Canton Slampigs - Michael Vick QB
(10) Domination Station - Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(11) Laces Out - Roddy White WR
(12) NY SackExchange - Rashard Mendenhall RB
Round: 2
(13) NY SackExchange - Drew Brees QB
(14) Laces Out - Greg Jennings WR
(15) Domination Station - Steven Jackson RB
(16) Canton Slampigs - Frank Gore RB
(17) The Odd Couple - Tom Brady QB
(18) Tusken Raiders - Philip Rivers QB
(19) Team Besse - Michael Turner RB
** (20) Smell the Glove - Calvin Johnson WR
(21) Team Hennekey - Vincent Jackson WR
(22) Team Bailey - Mike Wallace WR
(23) Straight Cash Homey - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(24) LandSharks Champ - Peyton Hillis RB
Round: 3
(25) LandSharks Champ - Hakeem Nicks WR
(26) Straight Cash Homey - Matt Forte RB
(27) Team Bailey - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(28) Team Hennekey - Miles Austin WR
** (29) Smell the Glove - DeSean Jackson WR
(30) Team Besse - Mike Williams WR
(31) Tusken Raiders - DeAngelo Williams RB
(32) The Odd Couple - Darren McFadden RB
(33) Canton Slampigs - Knowshon Moreno RB
(34) Domination Station - Dwayne Bowe WR
(35) Laces Out - LeGarrette Blount RB
(36) NY SackExchange - Marques Colston WR
Round: 4
(37) NY SackExchange - Ryan Mathews RB
(38) Laces Out - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(39) Domination Station - Dez Bryant WR
(40) Canton Slampigs - Reggie Wayne WR
(41) The Odd Couple - Santonio Holmes WR
(42) Tusken Raiders - Jeremy Maclin WR
(43) Team Besse - Tony Romo QB
** (44) Smell the Glove - Matt Schaub QB
(45) Team Hennekey - Felix Jones RB
(46) Team Bailey - Peyton Manning QB
(47) Straight Cash Homey - Antonio Gates TE
(48) LandSharks Champ - Steve Johnson WR
Round: 5
(49) LandSharks Champ - Joe Flacco QB
(50) Straight Cash Homey - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(51) Team Bailey - Wes Welker WR
(52) Team Hennekey - Jermichael Finley TE
** (53) Smell the Glove - Brandon Marshall WR
(54) Team Besse - Brandon Lloyd WR
(55) Tusken Raiders - Percy Harvin WR
(56) The Odd Couple - Mario Manningham WR
(57) Canton Slampigs - Kenny Britt WR
(58) Domination Station - A.J. Green WR
(59) Laces Out - Anquan Boldin WR
(60) NY SackExchange - Johnny Knox WR
Round: 6
(61) NY SackExchange - Jason Witten TE
(62) Laces Out - Matt Ryan QB
(63) Domination Station - Dallas Clark TE
(64) Canton Slampigs - Marcedes Lewis TE
(65) The Odd Couple - Shonn Greene RB
(66) Tusken Raiders - Eli Manning QB
(67) Team Besse - Jahvid Best RB
** (68) Smell the Glove - Cedric Benson RB
(69) Team Hennekey - Fred Jackson RB
(70) Team Bailey - Vernon Davis TE
(71) Straight Cash Homey - Austin Collie WR
(72) LandSharks Champ - Chad Ochocinco WR
Round: 7
(73) LandSharks Champ - Stephen Gostkowski K
(74) Straight Cash Homey - Santana Moss WR
(75) Team Bailey - Pierre Garcon WR
(76) Team Hennekey - Ryan Grant RB
** (77) Smell the Glove - James Starks RB
(78) Team Besse - Jimmy Graham TE
(79) Tusken Raiders - Rob Gronkowski TE
(80) The Odd Couple - Malcom Floyd WR
(81) Canton Slampigs - Lee Evans WR
(82) Domination Station - Josh Freeman QB
(83) Laces Out - Mark Ingram RB
(84) NY SackExchange - Plaxico Burress WR
Round: 8
(85) NY SackExchange - Mike Sims-Walker WR
(86) Laces Out - Tim Hightower RB
(87) Domination Station - Sidney Rice WR
(88) Canton Slampigs - Mike Tolbert RB
(89) The Odd Couple - Beanie Wells RB
(90) Tusken Raiders - Roy Williams WR
(91) Team Besse - Daniel Thomas RB
** (92) Smell the Glove - Jonathan Stewart RB
(93) Team Hennekey - Reggie Bush RB
(94) Team Bailey - Julio Jones WR
(95) Straight Cash Homey - Brandon Jacobs RB
(96) LandSharks Champ - Ravens D/ST D/ST
Round: 9
(97) LandSharks Champ - Marshawn Lynch RB
(98) Straight Cash Homey - Steelers D/ST D/ST
(99) Team Bailey - LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(100) Team Hennekey - Packers D/ST D/ST
** (101) Smell the Glove - Zach Miller TE
(102) Team Besse - Eagles D/ST D/ST
(103) Tusken Raiders - Lance Moore WR
(104) The Odd Couple - Owen Daniels TE
(105) Canton Slampigs - Braylon Edwards WR
(106) Domination Station - Joseph Addai RB
(107) Laces Out - Aaron Hernandez TE
(108) NY SackExchange - Jets D/ST D/ST
Round: 10
(109) NY SackExchange - Jay Cutler QB
(110) Laces Out - Hines Ward WR
(111) Domination Station - Steve Smith WR
(112) Canton Slampigs - Sam Bradford QB
(113) The Odd Couple - Pierre Thomas RB
(114) Tusken Raiders - Bears D/ST D/ST
(115) Team Besse - Davone Bess WR
** (116) Smell the Glove - Danny Amendola WR
(117) Team Hennekey - James Jones WR
(118) Team Bailey - Kevin Kolb QB
(119) Straight Cash Homey - Jacoby Ford WR
(120) LandSharks Champ - Greg Olsen TE
Round: 11
(121) LandSharks Champ - Robert Meachem WR
(122) Straight Cash Homey - Jordy Nelson WR
(123) Team Bailey - Patriots D/ST D/ST
(124) Team Hennekey - Mason Crosby K
** (125) Smell the Glove - Matthew Stafford QB
(126) Team Besse - Mark Sanchez QB
(127) Tusken Raiders - C.J. Spiller RB
(128) The Odd Couple - Mike Thomas WR
(129) Canton Slampigs - Neil Rackers K
(130) Domination Station - Ryan Torain RB
(131) Laces Out - Danny Woodhead RB
(132) NY SackExchange - Kellen Winslow TE
Round: 12
(133) NY SackExchange - Michael Bush RB
(134) Laces Out - Matt Cassel QB
(135) Domination Station - Donovan McNabb QB
(136) Canton Slampigs - Willis McGahee RB
(137) The Odd Couple - Saints D/ST D/ST
(138) Tusken Raiders - Nate Kaeding K
(139) Team Besse - Michael Crabtree WR
** (140) Smell the Glove - Donald Driver WR
(141) Team Hennekey - Kevin Walter WR
(142) Team Bailey - Ronnie Brown RB
(143) Straight Cash Homey - Kyle Orton QB
(144) LandSharks Champ - Jason Campbell QB
Round: 13
(145) LandSharks Champ - Deion Branch WR
(146) Straight Cash Homey - Thomas Jones RB
(147) Team Bailey - Bernard Berrian WR
(148) Team Hennekey - Ryan Fitzpatrick QB
** (149) Smell the Glove - Ben Tate RB
(150) Team Besse - Brandon Pettigrew TE
(151) Tusken Raiders - Mike Williams WR
(152) The Odd Couple - Giants D/ST D/ST
(153) Canton Slampigs - Ricky Williams RB
(154) Domination Station - Tony Gonzalez TE
(155) Laces Out - Steve Smith WR
(156) NY SackExchange - Alex Henery K
Round: 14
(157) NY SackExchange - Chargers D/ST D/ST
(158) Laces Out - Dustin Keller TE
(159) Domination Station - Jacoby Jones WR
(160) Canton Slampigs - Jerome Simpson WR
(161) The Odd Couple - Chris Cooley TE
(162) Tusken Raiders - Randy Moss WR
(163) Team Besse - Emmanuel Sanders WR
** (164) Smell the Glove - Delone Carter RB
(165) Team Hennekey - Jerome Harrison RB
(166) Team Bailey - Steve Breaston WR
(167) Straight Cash Homey - Nate Burleson WR
(168) LandSharks Champ - Todd Heap TE
Round: 15
(169) LandSharks Champ - Jonathan Baldwin WR
(170) Straight Cash Homey - Josh Brown K
(171) Team Bailey - Brent Celek TE
(172) Team Hennekey - Donald Jones WR
** (173) Smell the Glove - Lions D/ST D/ST
(174) Team Besse - Sebastian Janikowski K
(175) Tusken Raiders - David Garrard QB
(176) The Odd Couple - Roy Helu RB
(177) Canton Slampigs - Falcons D/ST D/ST
(178) Domination Station - Rob Bironas K
(179) Laces Out - Titans D/ST D/ST
(180) NY SackExchange - Mohamed Massaquoi WR
Round: 16
(181) NY SackExchange - Toby Gerhart RB
(182) Laces Out - Adam Vinatieri K
(183) Domination Station - Chiefs D/ST D/ST
(184) Canton Slampigs - Montario Hardesty RB
(185) The Odd Couple - Billy Cundiff K
(186) Tusken Raiders - Darren Sproles RB
(187) Team Besse - Earl Bennett WR
** (188) Smell the Glove - John Kasay K
(189) Team Hennekey - Nick Folk K
(190) Team Bailey - Matt Bryant K
(191) Straight Cash Homey - Anthony Armstrong WR
(192) LandSharks Champ - Roscoe Parrish WR
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Sunday, March 27, 2011
Fantasy Baseball Draft Results
Our fantasy baseball keeper league just completed our 2011 draft. Here are the results below. (Keep in mind that the first 8 rounds are keepers, so when it says that Desmond Jennings was the 1st pick, he was actually just a bad choice of 8 keepers for that GM).
Holy Shirts & Pants = Rich Keefe
Kenny Fuckin Powers = Tristan Besse
North End All Blacks = 3-time defending champ, Woody
Round: 1
(1) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Desmond Jennings RF
(2) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Justin Verlander SP
(3) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - B.J. Upton CF
(4) No No Nannettes - Ian Kinsler 2B
(5) The Van Buren Boys - CC Sabathia SP
(6) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Dustin Pedroia 2B
(7) North End Half Blacks - Kendry Morales 1B
(8) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Ichiro Suzuki RF
** (9) Holy Shirts and Pants - Carl Crawford LF
(10) Beantown Bashers - Jayson Werth RF
(11) Scotch N' Sirloin - Roy Halladay SP
(12) North End All-Blacks - Ryan Braun LF
Round: 2
(13) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Trevor Cahill SP
(14) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Justin Morneau 1B
(15) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Joey Votto 1B
(16) No No Nannettes - Jacoby Ellsbury CF
(17) The Van Buren Boys - Andrew McCutchen CF
(18) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Andre Ethier RF
(19) North End Half Blacks - Clayton Kershaw SP
(20) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Joe Mauer C
** (21) Holy Shirts and Pants - Ryan Howard 1B
(22) Beantown Bashers - Nelson Cruz RF
(23) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jon Lester SP
(24) North End All-Blacks - Tim Lincecum SP
Round: 3
(25) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Starlin Castro SS
(26) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Kelly Johnson 2B
(27) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Justin Upton RF
(28) No No Nannettes - Matt Holliday LF
(29) The Van Buren Boys - Wandy Rodriguez SP
(30) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Tommy Hanson SP
(31) North End Half Blacks - Shin-Soo Choo RF
(32) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Cliff Lee SP
** (33) Holy Shirts and Pants - Dan Haren SP
(34) Beantown Bashers - Adrian Beltre 3B
(35) Scotch N' Sirloin - David Price SP
(36) North End All-Blacks - Hanley Ramirez SS
Round: 4
(37) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Domonic Brown RF
(38) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Carlos Santana C
(39) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Kevin Youkilis 1B
(40) No No Nannettes - Elvis Andrus SS
(41) The Van Buren Boys - Hunter Pence RF
(42) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Evan Longoria 3B
(43) North End Half Blacks - Matt Cain SP
(44) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Josh Johnson SP
** (45) Holy Shirts and Pants - Adam Dunn 1B
(46) Beantown Bashers - Vladimir Guerrero DH
(47) Scotch N' Sirloin - Brandon Phillips 2B
(48) North End All-Blacks - Albert Pujols 1B
Round: 5
(49) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brett Gardner CF
(50) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Brandon Morrow SP
(51) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Cole Hamels SP
(52) No No Nannettes - Francisco Liriano SP
(53) The Van Buren Boys - Dan Uggla 2B
(54) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jose Reyes SS
(55) North End Half Blacks - Curtis Granderson CF
(56) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Billy Butler 1B
** (57) Holy Shirts and Pants - David Wright 3B
(58) Beantown Bashers - Josh Hamilton CF
(59) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jason Heyward RF
(60) North End All-Blacks - Carlos Gonzalez LF
Round: 6
(61) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Colby Rasmus CF
(62) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Pedro Alvarez 3B
(63) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Chris Carpenter SP
(64) No No Nannettes - Phil Hughes SP
(65) The Van Buren Boys - Alex Rios CF
(66) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Stephen Strasburg SP
(67) North End Half Blacks - Jay Bruce RF
(68) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Troy Tulowitzki SS
** (69) Holy Shirts and Pants - Joakim Soria RP
(70) Beantown Bashers - Matt Kemp CF
(71) Scotch N' Sirloin - Miguel Cabrera 1B
(72) North End All-Blacks - Robinson Cano 2B
Round: 7
(73) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alex Rodriguez 3B
(74) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Drew Stubbs CF
(75) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Chris Young CF
(76) No No Nannettes - Buster Posey C
(77) The Van Buren Boys - Ryan Dempster SP
(78) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Prince Fielder 1B
(79) North End Half Blacks - Victor Martinez C
(80) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Shane Victorino CF
** (81) Holy Shirts and Pants - Carlos Marmol RP
(82) Beantown Bashers - Zack Greinke SP
(83) Scotch N' Sirloin - Martin Prado 2B
(84) North End All-Blacks - Ryan Zimmerman 3B
Round: 8
(85) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Chase Utley 2B
(86) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Delmon Young LF
(87) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Brian McCann C
(88) No No Nannettes - Mike Stanton RF
(89) The Van Buren Boys - Mark Teixeira 1B
(90) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Adrian Gonzalez 1B
(91) North End Half Blacks - Yovani Gallardo SP
(92) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jose Bautista 3B
** (93) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jered Weaver SP
(94) Beantown Bashers - Ubaldo Jimenez SP
(95) Scotch N' Sirloin - Mat Latos SP
(96) North End All-Blacks - Felix Hernandez SP
Round: 9
(97) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Freddie Freeman 1B
(98) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Max Scherzer SP
(99) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Roy Oswalt SP
(100) No No Nannettes - Michael Young 3B
(101) The Van Buren Boys - Chad Billingsley SP
(102) The Van Buren Boys - Heath Bell RP
(103) North End Half Blacks - Derek Jeter SS
(104) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Rickie Weeks 2B
** (105) Holy Shirts and Pants - Corey Hart RF
(106) Beantown Bashers - Brian Wilson RP
(107) Scotch N' Sirloin - Casey McGehee 3B
(108) North End All-Blacks - Neftali Feliz RP
Round: 10
(109) North End All-Blacks - Ben Zobrist 2B
(110) Scotch N' Sirloin - Paul Konerko 1B
(111) Beantown Bashers - Aubrey Huff 1B
** (112) Holy Shirts and Pants - Nick Markakis RF
(113) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Mariano Rivera RP
(114) North End Half Blacks - Aramis Ramirez 3B
(115) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Clay Buchholz SP
(116) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jhoulys Chacin SP
(117) No No Nannettes - Jimmy Rollins SS
(118) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Aaron Hill 2B
(119) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jonathan Broxton RP
(120) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Carlos Quentin RF
Round: 11
(121) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Torii Hunter CF
(122) Scotch N' Sirloin - Alexei Ramirez SS
(123) North End All-Blacks - Geovany Soto C
(124) No No Nannettes - Michael Bourn CF
(125) The Van Buren Boys - Pablo Sandoval 3B
(126) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Craig Kimbrel RP
(127) North End Half Blacks - Shaun Marcum SP
(128) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Adam Jones CF
** (129) Holy Shirts and Pants - Matt Garza SP
(130) Beantown Bashers - Gordon Beckham 2B
(131) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jonathan Sanchez SP
(132) North End All-Blacks - Ted Lilly SP
Round: 12
(133) North End All-Blacks - Brett Anderson SP
(134) Scotch N' Sirloin - Rajai Davis CF
(135) Beantown Bashers - Jonathan Papelbon RP
** (136) Holy Shirts and Pants - Joe Nathan RP
(137) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - David Ortiz DH
(138) North End Half Blacks - Jeremy Hellickson SP
(139) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Gio Gonzalez SP
(140) The Van Buren Boys - Tim Hudson SP
(141) No No Nannettes - Francisco Rodriguez RP
(142) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Daniel Hudson SP
(143) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jose Valverde RP
(144) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Ricky Nolasco SP
Round: 13
(145) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Miguel Montero C
(146) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ian Desmond SS
(147) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mark Reynolds 3B
(148) No No Nannettes - Stephen Drew SS
(149) The Van Buren Boys - Matt Wieters C
(150) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Adam Lind DH
(151) North End Half Blacks - Bobby Abreu RF
(152) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - John Danks SP
** (153) Holy Shirts and Pants - Brian Roberts 2B
(154) Beantown Bashers - Mike Napoli C
(155) Scotch N' Sirloin - Francisco Cordero RP
(156) North End All-Blacks - Chris Perez RP
Round: 14
(157) North End All-Blacks - Huston Street RP
(158) Scotch N' Sirloin - Brian Matusz SP
(159) Beantown Bashers - Darwin Barney SS
** (160) Holy Shirts and Pants - Grady Sizemore CF
(161) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - J.J. Putz RP
(162) North End Half Blacks - Colby Lewis SP
(163) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Matt Thornton RP
(164) The Van Buren Boys - Rafael Furcal SS
(165) No No Nannettes - Hiroki Kuroda SP
(166) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - John Axford RP
(167) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Juan Pierre LF
(168) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Andrew Bailey RP
Round: 15
(169) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Ike Davis 1B
(170) Scotch N' Sirloin - Ryan Franklin RP
(171) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Drew Storen RP
(172) No No Nannettes - Adam LaRoche 1B
(173) The Van Buren Boys - Frank Francisco RP
(174) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jose Tabata LF
(175) North End Half Blacks - Brandon Lyon RP
(176) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Nick Swisher RF
** (177) Holy Shirts and Pants - Gaby Sanchez 1B
(178) Beantown Bashers - Daniel Bard RP
(179) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Leo Nunez RP
(180) North End All-Blacks - Manny Ramirez LF
Round: 16
(181) North End All-Blacks - Madison Bumgarner SP
(182) Scotch N' Sirloin - Carlos Pena 1B
(183) Beantown Bashers - Ricky Romero SP
** (184) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jake McGee RP
(185) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Josh Beckett SP
(186) North End Half Blacks - Vernon Wells CF
(187) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Joel Hanrahan RP
(188) The Van Buren Boys - Ian Stewart 3B
(189) No No Nannettes - Chone Figgins 2B
(190) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Jason Bay LF
(191) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Angel Pagan CF
(192) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brad Lidge RP
Round: 17
(193) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Justin Smoak 1B
(194) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Omar Infante 2B
(195) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Jordan Zimmermann SP
(196) No No Nannettes - Brett Myers SP
(197) The Van Buren Boys - Carlos Lee LF
(198) The Van Buren Boys - Jonny Venters RP
(199) North End Half Blacks - Kevin Gregg RP
(200) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Derrek Lee 1B
** (201) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jair Jurrjens SP
(202) Beantown Bashers - Yunel Escobar SS
(203) Scotch N' Sirloin - Andres Torres CF
(204) North End All-Blacks - Jim Thome DH
Round: 18
(205) North End All-Blacks - C.J. Wilson SP
(206) Scotch N' Sirloin - Travis Snider LF
(207) Beantown Bashers - Evan Meek RP
** (208) Holy Shirts and Pants - Alcides Escobar SS
(209) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Edinson Volquez SP
(210) North End Half Blacks - Howard Kendrick 2B
(211) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Derek Holland SP
(212) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Sean Rodriguez 2B
(213) No No Nannettes - Neil Walker 2B
(214) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - J.J. Hardy SS
(215) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ian Kennedy SP
(216) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Johnny Cueto SP
Round: 19
(217) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Dallas Braden SP
(218) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Michael Morse RF
(219) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Michael Pineda SP
(220) No No Nannettes - Jaime Garcia SP
(221) The Van Buren Boys - Joaquin Benoit RP
(222) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Aroldis Chapman RP
(223) North End Half Blacks - Michael Cuddyer RF
(224) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - John Lackey SP
** (225) Holy Shirts and Pants - Austin Jackson CF
(226) Beantown Bashers - Ty Wigginton 3B
(227) Scotch N' Sirloin - Anibal Sanchez SP
(228) North End All-Blacks - Mitch Moreland 1B
Round: 20
(229) North End All-Blacks - Brandon League RP
(230) Scotch N' Sirloin - Asdrubal Cabrera SS
(231) Beantown Bashers - J.D. Drew RF
** (232) Holy Shirts and Pants - Denard Span CF
(233) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Luke Scott DH
(234) North End Half Blacks - Fernando Rodney RP
(235) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Bryce Harper RF
(236) The Van Buren Boys - Scott Rolen 3B
(237) No No Nannettes - Erick Aybar SS
(238) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - David Aardsma RP
(239) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jorge De La Rosa SP
(240) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alexi Ogando RP
Round: 21
(241) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Tsuyoshi Nishioka 2B
(242) Scotch N' Sirloin - James Shields SP
(243) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mike Moustakas 3B
(244) No No Nannettes - Lance Berkman 1B
(245) The Van Buren Boys - Carlos Ruiz C
(246) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Kurt Suzuki C
(247) North End Half Blacks - James McDonald SP
(248) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Bronson Arroyo SP
** (249) Holy Shirts and Pants - Dexter Fowler CF
(250) Beantown Bashers - Chris Iannetta C
(251) Kenny Fuckin Powers - J.P. Arencibia C
(252) North End All-Blacks - Chris Coghlan LF
Round: 22
(253) North End All-Blacks - Jake Peavy SP
(254) Scotch N' Sirloin - Nyjer Morgan CF
(255) Beantown Bashers - Octavio Dotel RP
** (256) Holy Shirts and Pants - Chris Sale RP
(257) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Chase Headley 3B
(258) North End Half Blacks - Edwin Encarnacion 3B
(259) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Marlon Byrd CF
(260) The Van Buren Boys - Hong-Chih Kuo RP
(261) No No Nannettes - Placido Polanco 3B
(262) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Ryan Madson RP
(263) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ervin Santana SP
(264) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Danny Espinosa 2B
Round: 23
(265) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brandon Webb SP
(266) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Johan Santana SP
(267) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Wade Davis SP
(268) No No Nannettes - Jose Lopez 3B
(269) The Van Buren Boys - David Freese 3B
(270) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Sergio Romo RP
(271) North End Half Blacks - Brian Fuentes RP
(272) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jason Kubel RF
** (273) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jarrod Saltalamacchia C
(274) Beantown Bashers - Reid Brignac SS
(275) Scotch N' Sirloin - Yadier Molina C
(276) North End All-Blacks - Erik Bedard SP
Round: 24
(277) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Edwin Jackson SP
(278) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Carl Pavano SP
(279) Beantown Bashers - Carlos Beltran CF
** (280) Holy Shirts and Pants - Logan Morrison LF
(281) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Rafael Soriano RP
(282) North End Half Blacks - Juan Uribe 2B
(283) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Randy Wells SP
(284) The Van Buren Boys - R.A. Dickey SP
(285) No No Nannettes - James Loney 1B
(286) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Ryan Raburn LF
(287) Scotch N' Sirloin - Tyler Colvin RF
(288) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alfonso Soriano LF
Round: 25
(289) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Jesus Montero C
(290) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ryan Theriot SS
(291) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mike Minor SP
(292) No No Nannettes - Hideki Matsui DH
(293) The Van Buren Boys - Magglio Ordonez RF
(294) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Mike Trout CF
(295) North End Half Blacks - Kyle Drabek SP
(296) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jon Rauch RP
** (297) Holy Shirts and Pants - Miguel Tejada SS
(298) Beantown Bashers - Tyler Clippard RP
(299) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jordan Walden RP
(300) North End All-Blacks - Chipper Jones 3B
Round: 26
(301) North End All-Blacks - Coco Crisp CF
(302) Scotch N' Sirloin - Matt Capps RP
(303) Beantown Bashers - Mark Trumbo 1B
** (304) Holy Shirts and Pants - Mark Buehrle SP
(305) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Franklin Gutierrez CF
(306) North End Half Blacks - Travis Wood SP
(307) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Brandon Belt 1B
(308) The Van Buren Boys - Luke Gregerson RP
(309) No No Nannettes - Rafael Betancourt RP
(310) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Clay Hensley RP
(311) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Brett Wallace 1B
(312) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Jed Lowrie SS
Holy Shirts & Pants = Rich Keefe
Kenny Fuckin Powers = Tristan Besse
North End All Blacks = 3-time defending champ, Woody
Round: 1
(1) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Desmond Jennings RF
(2) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Justin Verlander SP
(3) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - B.J. Upton CF
(4) No No Nannettes - Ian Kinsler 2B
(5) The Van Buren Boys - CC Sabathia SP
(6) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Dustin Pedroia 2B
(7) North End Half Blacks - Kendry Morales 1B
(8) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Ichiro Suzuki RF
** (9) Holy Shirts and Pants - Carl Crawford LF
(10) Beantown Bashers - Jayson Werth RF
(11) Scotch N' Sirloin - Roy Halladay SP
(12) North End All-Blacks - Ryan Braun LF
Round: 2
(13) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Trevor Cahill SP
(14) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Justin Morneau 1B
(15) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Joey Votto 1B
(16) No No Nannettes - Jacoby Ellsbury CF
(17) The Van Buren Boys - Andrew McCutchen CF
(18) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Andre Ethier RF
(19) North End Half Blacks - Clayton Kershaw SP
(20) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Joe Mauer C
** (21) Holy Shirts and Pants - Ryan Howard 1B
(22) Beantown Bashers - Nelson Cruz RF
(23) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jon Lester SP
(24) North End All-Blacks - Tim Lincecum SP
Round: 3
(25) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Starlin Castro SS
(26) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Kelly Johnson 2B
(27) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Justin Upton RF
(28) No No Nannettes - Matt Holliday LF
(29) The Van Buren Boys - Wandy Rodriguez SP
(30) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Tommy Hanson SP
(31) North End Half Blacks - Shin-Soo Choo RF
(32) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Cliff Lee SP
** (33) Holy Shirts and Pants - Dan Haren SP
(34) Beantown Bashers - Adrian Beltre 3B
(35) Scotch N' Sirloin - David Price SP
(36) North End All-Blacks - Hanley Ramirez SS
Round: 4
(37) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Domonic Brown RF
(38) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Carlos Santana C
(39) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Kevin Youkilis 1B
(40) No No Nannettes - Elvis Andrus SS
(41) The Van Buren Boys - Hunter Pence RF
(42) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Evan Longoria 3B
(43) North End Half Blacks - Matt Cain SP
(44) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Josh Johnson SP
** (45) Holy Shirts and Pants - Adam Dunn 1B
(46) Beantown Bashers - Vladimir Guerrero DH
(47) Scotch N' Sirloin - Brandon Phillips 2B
(48) North End All-Blacks - Albert Pujols 1B
Round: 5
(49) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brett Gardner CF
(50) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Brandon Morrow SP
(51) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Cole Hamels SP
(52) No No Nannettes - Francisco Liriano SP
(53) The Van Buren Boys - Dan Uggla 2B
(54) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jose Reyes SS
(55) North End Half Blacks - Curtis Granderson CF
(56) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Billy Butler 1B
** (57) Holy Shirts and Pants - David Wright 3B
(58) Beantown Bashers - Josh Hamilton CF
(59) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jason Heyward RF
(60) North End All-Blacks - Carlos Gonzalez LF
Round: 6
(61) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Colby Rasmus CF
(62) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Pedro Alvarez 3B
(63) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Chris Carpenter SP
(64) No No Nannettes - Phil Hughes SP
(65) The Van Buren Boys - Alex Rios CF
(66) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Stephen Strasburg SP
(67) North End Half Blacks - Jay Bruce RF
(68) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Troy Tulowitzki SS
** (69) Holy Shirts and Pants - Joakim Soria RP
(70) Beantown Bashers - Matt Kemp CF
(71) Scotch N' Sirloin - Miguel Cabrera 1B
(72) North End All-Blacks - Robinson Cano 2B
Round: 7
(73) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alex Rodriguez 3B
(74) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Drew Stubbs CF
(75) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Chris Young CF
(76) No No Nannettes - Buster Posey C
(77) The Van Buren Boys - Ryan Dempster SP
(78) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Prince Fielder 1B
(79) North End Half Blacks - Victor Martinez C
(80) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Shane Victorino CF
** (81) Holy Shirts and Pants - Carlos Marmol RP
(82) Beantown Bashers - Zack Greinke SP
(83) Scotch N' Sirloin - Martin Prado 2B
(84) North End All-Blacks - Ryan Zimmerman 3B
Round: 8
(85) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Chase Utley 2B
(86) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Delmon Young LF
(87) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Brian McCann C
(88) No No Nannettes - Mike Stanton RF
(89) The Van Buren Boys - Mark Teixeira 1B
(90) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Adrian Gonzalez 1B
(91) North End Half Blacks - Yovani Gallardo SP
(92) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jose Bautista 3B
** (93) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jered Weaver SP
(94) Beantown Bashers - Ubaldo Jimenez SP
(95) Scotch N' Sirloin - Mat Latos SP
(96) North End All-Blacks - Felix Hernandez SP
Round: 9
(97) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Freddie Freeman 1B
(98) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Max Scherzer SP
(99) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Roy Oswalt SP
(100) No No Nannettes - Michael Young 3B
(101) The Van Buren Boys - Chad Billingsley SP
(102) The Van Buren Boys - Heath Bell RP
(103) North End Half Blacks - Derek Jeter SS
(104) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Rickie Weeks 2B
** (105) Holy Shirts and Pants - Corey Hart RF
(106) Beantown Bashers - Brian Wilson RP
(107) Scotch N' Sirloin - Casey McGehee 3B
(108) North End All-Blacks - Neftali Feliz RP
Round: 10
(109) North End All-Blacks - Ben Zobrist 2B
(110) Scotch N' Sirloin - Paul Konerko 1B
(111) Beantown Bashers - Aubrey Huff 1B
** (112) Holy Shirts and Pants - Nick Markakis RF
(113) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Mariano Rivera RP
(114) North End Half Blacks - Aramis Ramirez 3B
(115) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Clay Buchholz SP
(116) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jhoulys Chacin SP
(117) No No Nannettes - Jimmy Rollins SS
(118) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Aaron Hill 2B
(119) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jonathan Broxton RP
(120) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Carlos Quentin RF
Round: 11
(121) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Torii Hunter CF
(122) Scotch N' Sirloin - Alexei Ramirez SS
(123) North End All-Blacks - Geovany Soto C
(124) No No Nannettes - Michael Bourn CF
(125) The Van Buren Boys - Pablo Sandoval 3B
(126) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Craig Kimbrel RP
(127) North End Half Blacks - Shaun Marcum SP
(128) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Adam Jones CF
** (129) Holy Shirts and Pants - Matt Garza SP
(130) Beantown Bashers - Gordon Beckham 2B
(131) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jonathan Sanchez SP
(132) North End All-Blacks - Ted Lilly SP
Round: 12
(133) North End All-Blacks - Brett Anderson SP
(134) Scotch N' Sirloin - Rajai Davis CF
(135) Beantown Bashers - Jonathan Papelbon RP
** (136) Holy Shirts and Pants - Joe Nathan RP
(137) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - David Ortiz DH
(138) North End Half Blacks - Jeremy Hellickson SP
(139) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Gio Gonzalez SP
(140) The Van Buren Boys - Tim Hudson SP
(141) No No Nannettes - Francisco Rodriguez RP
(142) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Daniel Hudson SP
(143) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jose Valverde RP
(144) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Ricky Nolasco SP
Round: 13
(145) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Miguel Montero C
(146) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ian Desmond SS
(147) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mark Reynolds 3B
(148) No No Nannettes - Stephen Drew SS
(149) The Van Buren Boys - Matt Wieters C
(150) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Adam Lind DH
(151) North End Half Blacks - Bobby Abreu RF
(152) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - John Danks SP
** (153) Holy Shirts and Pants - Brian Roberts 2B
(154) Beantown Bashers - Mike Napoli C
(155) Scotch N' Sirloin - Francisco Cordero RP
(156) North End All-Blacks - Chris Perez RP
Round: 14
(157) North End All-Blacks - Huston Street RP
(158) Scotch N' Sirloin - Brian Matusz SP
(159) Beantown Bashers - Darwin Barney SS
** (160) Holy Shirts and Pants - Grady Sizemore CF
(161) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - J.J. Putz RP
(162) North End Half Blacks - Colby Lewis SP
(163) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Matt Thornton RP
(164) The Van Buren Boys - Rafael Furcal SS
(165) No No Nannettes - Hiroki Kuroda SP
(166) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - John Axford RP
(167) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Juan Pierre LF
(168) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Andrew Bailey RP
Round: 15
(169) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Ike Davis 1B
(170) Scotch N' Sirloin - Ryan Franklin RP
(171) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Drew Storen RP
(172) No No Nannettes - Adam LaRoche 1B
(173) The Van Buren Boys - Frank Francisco RP
(174) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Jose Tabata LF
(175) North End Half Blacks - Brandon Lyon RP
(176) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Nick Swisher RF
** (177) Holy Shirts and Pants - Gaby Sanchez 1B
(178) Beantown Bashers - Daniel Bard RP
(179) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Leo Nunez RP
(180) North End All-Blacks - Manny Ramirez LF
Round: 16
(181) North End All-Blacks - Madison Bumgarner SP
(182) Scotch N' Sirloin - Carlos Pena 1B
(183) Beantown Bashers - Ricky Romero SP
** (184) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jake McGee RP
(185) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Josh Beckett SP
(186) North End Half Blacks - Vernon Wells CF
(187) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Joel Hanrahan RP
(188) The Van Buren Boys - Ian Stewart 3B
(189) No No Nannettes - Chone Figgins 2B
(190) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Jason Bay LF
(191) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Angel Pagan CF
(192) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brad Lidge RP
Round: 17
(193) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Justin Smoak 1B
(194) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Omar Infante 2B
(195) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Jordan Zimmermann SP
(196) No No Nannettes - Brett Myers SP
(197) The Van Buren Boys - Carlos Lee LF
(198) The Van Buren Boys - Jonny Venters RP
(199) North End Half Blacks - Kevin Gregg RP
(200) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Derrek Lee 1B
** (201) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jair Jurrjens SP
(202) Beantown Bashers - Yunel Escobar SS
(203) Scotch N' Sirloin - Andres Torres CF
(204) North End All-Blacks - Jim Thome DH
Round: 18
(205) North End All-Blacks - C.J. Wilson SP
(206) Scotch N' Sirloin - Travis Snider LF
(207) Beantown Bashers - Evan Meek RP
** (208) Holy Shirts and Pants - Alcides Escobar SS
(209) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Edinson Volquez SP
(210) North End Half Blacks - Howard Kendrick 2B
(211) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Derek Holland SP
(212) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Sean Rodriguez 2B
(213) No No Nannettes - Neil Walker 2B
(214) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - J.J. Hardy SS
(215) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ian Kennedy SP
(216) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Johnny Cueto SP
Round: 19
(217) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Dallas Braden SP
(218) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Michael Morse RF
(219) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Michael Pineda SP
(220) No No Nannettes - Jaime Garcia SP
(221) The Van Buren Boys - Joaquin Benoit RP
(222) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Aroldis Chapman RP
(223) North End Half Blacks - Michael Cuddyer RF
(224) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - John Lackey SP
** (225) Holy Shirts and Pants - Austin Jackson CF
(226) Beantown Bashers - Ty Wigginton 3B
(227) Scotch N' Sirloin - Anibal Sanchez SP
(228) North End All-Blacks - Mitch Moreland 1B
Round: 20
(229) North End All-Blacks - Brandon League RP
(230) Scotch N' Sirloin - Asdrubal Cabrera SS
(231) Beantown Bashers - J.D. Drew RF
** (232) Holy Shirts and Pants - Denard Span CF
(233) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Luke Scott DH
(234) North End Half Blacks - Fernando Rodney RP
(235) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Bryce Harper RF
(236) The Van Buren Boys - Scott Rolen 3B
(237) No No Nannettes - Erick Aybar SS
(238) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - David Aardsma RP
(239) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Jorge De La Rosa SP
(240) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alexi Ogando RP
Round: 21
(241) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Tsuyoshi Nishioka 2B
(242) Scotch N' Sirloin - James Shields SP
(243) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mike Moustakas 3B
(244) No No Nannettes - Lance Berkman 1B
(245) The Van Buren Boys - Carlos Ruiz C
(246) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Kurt Suzuki C
(247) North End Half Blacks - James McDonald SP
(248) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Bronson Arroyo SP
** (249) Holy Shirts and Pants - Dexter Fowler CF
(250) Beantown Bashers - Chris Iannetta C
(251) Kenny Fuckin Powers - J.P. Arencibia C
(252) North End All-Blacks - Chris Coghlan LF
Round: 22
(253) North End All-Blacks - Jake Peavy SP
(254) Scotch N' Sirloin - Nyjer Morgan CF
(255) Beantown Bashers - Octavio Dotel RP
** (256) Holy Shirts and Pants - Chris Sale RP
(257) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Chase Headley 3B
(258) North End Half Blacks - Edwin Encarnacion 3B
(259) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Marlon Byrd CF
(260) The Van Buren Boys - Hong-Chih Kuo RP
(261) No No Nannettes - Placido Polanco 3B
(262) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Ryan Madson RP
(263) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ervin Santana SP
(264) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Danny Espinosa 2B
Round: 23
(265) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Brandon Webb SP
(266) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Johan Santana SP
(267) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Wade Davis SP
(268) No No Nannettes - Jose Lopez 3B
(269) The Van Buren Boys - David Freese 3B
(270) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Sergio Romo RP
(271) North End Half Blacks - Brian Fuentes RP
(272) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jason Kubel RF
** (273) Holy Shirts and Pants - Jarrod Saltalamacchia C
(274) Beantown Bashers - Reid Brignac SS
(275) Scotch N' Sirloin - Yadier Molina C
(276) North End All-Blacks - Erik Bedard SP
Round: 24
(277) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Edwin Jackson SP
(278) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Carl Pavano SP
(279) Beantown Bashers - Carlos Beltran CF
** (280) Holy Shirts and Pants - Logan Morrison LF
(281) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Rafael Soriano RP
(282) North End Half Blacks - Juan Uribe 2B
(283) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Randy Wells SP
(284) The Van Buren Boys - R.A. Dickey SP
(285) No No Nannettes - James Loney 1B
(286) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Ryan Raburn LF
(287) Scotch N' Sirloin - Tyler Colvin RF
(288) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Alfonso Soriano LF
Round: 25
(289) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Jesus Montero C
(290) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Ryan Theriot SS
(291) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Mike Minor SP
(292) No No Nannettes - Hideki Matsui DH
(293) The Van Buren Boys - Magglio Ordonez RF
(294) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Mike Trout CF
(295) North End Half Blacks - Kyle Drabek SP
(296) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Jon Rauch RP
** (297) Holy Shirts and Pants - Miguel Tejada SS
(298) Beantown Bashers - Tyler Clippard RP
(299) Scotch N' Sirloin - Jordan Walden RP
(300) North End All-Blacks - Chipper Jones 3B
Round: 26
(301) North End All-Blacks - Coco Crisp CF
(302) Scotch N' Sirloin - Matt Capps RP
(303) Beantown Bashers - Mark Trumbo 1B
** (304) Holy Shirts and Pants - Mark Buehrle SP
(305) Ladies Want To Touch My Tulo - Franklin Gutierrez CF
(306) North End Half Blacks - Travis Wood SP
(307) Awesome Team, Great Job! - Brandon Belt 1B
(308) The Van Buren Boys - Luke Gregerson RP
(309) No No Nannettes - Rafael Betancourt RP
(310) An Entire Army of Jew Robots - Clay Hensley RP
(311) Kenny Fuckin Powers - Brett Wallace 1B
(312) Don Juan Orsilloâ„¢ - Jed Lowrie SS
Thursday, February 24, 2011
The Sports Brief Debut Podcast!
Rich Keefe and Tristan Besse hit a bunch of topics in their first ever podcast including, Bay Area sports, twitter etiquette, NBA trades, and MMA. They even rank the girls from the Jersey Shore. (You may be surprised by the picks.) Give it a listen.
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Gentlemen's Club Champion Crowned
As posted by NFL.com: Arkham Asylum (Rich Keefe) won the Gentlemens Club Championship by a score of 86 to 85 over A-Rod still has meat curtains (Tristan Besse). Randy Moss led the team in scoring in the championship round and Michael Turner led the team in scoring for the season. Congrats once again to Arkham Asylum on a terrific Fantasy football Season. Hope to see you all next year!
As posted by the Brief: Rich Keefe joins former champions Tristan Besse, Rick Keefe, and Will Woodward on the plaque. Besse finished 2nd for the 2nd time in 4 years as well as capturing the 1st title since keeping track on said plaque.
Matt Vaughn finished the regular season as the number 1 overall seed in his first season as Owner/ GM, before succumbing to the eventual champ. Vaughn had worked the previous 3 seasons as assistent GM to Brian Sharkey, who also made the playoffs this season. Vaughn edged out Besse and Keefe for 2008 Executive of the Year.
The Commissioner of the League will go over the final statistics of the season to see whether or not changes need to be made. But at this time, just a "Job Well Done" goes out to Rich Keefe and the rest of the Gentlemen's Club for a great season.
As posted by the Brief: Rich Keefe joins former champions Tristan Besse, Rick Keefe, and Will Woodward on the plaque. Besse finished 2nd for the 2nd time in 4 years as well as capturing the 1st title since keeping track on said plaque.
Matt Vaughn finished the regular season as the number 1 overall seed in his first season as Owner/ GM, before succumbing to the eventual champ. Vaughn had worked the previous 3 seasons as assistent GM to Brian Sharkey, who also made the playoffs this season. Vaughn edged out Besse and Keefe for 2008 Executive of the Year.
The Commissioner of the League will go over the final statistics of the season to see whether or not changes need to be made. But at this time, just a "Job Well Done" goes out to Rich Keefe and the rest of the Gentlemen's Club for a great season.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Lost Faces in the Crowd
-Keefe
TRISTAN BESSE
New Bedford, MA > Baseball
TRISTAN BESSE
New Bedford, MA > Baseball
This must have slipped through the fingers of the people at SI roughly 7 years ago, but luckily we here at the Sports Brief are bringing it back to life. It's our first edition of "Lost Faces in the Crowd." Why not start with one of our own. That's right, Tristan Besse is our first subject. His accomplishments will no longer go unnoticed by the masses. Here is the actual write-up following the game on that fateful afternoon.
The following is courtesy of Jana Brown.
Besse '02 Throws a No-Hitter 5/16/2001
What a day it was for SPS pitcher and slugger Tristan Besse '02. Besse not only threw a no-hitter in the Big Red baseball team's 15-3 win over St. Mark's, but he also went five for five from the plate with a double, two triples, and five runs scored.
St. Mark's scored all of its runs in the second inning off an error, three walks, a hit batsmen, and a wild pitch. Besse then settled down and retired the next 18 batters he faced, striking out 12. St. Paul's (6-6) scored two runs each in the first, second and fourth innings before exploding for five in the sixth and four more runs in the seventh inning to break open the game.
In the first inning, SPS scored on respective singles by Besse and Brian Sharkey '02 to open the game. A walk to Mike Hutchins '02 (3-4, 2B, 3B, 5 RBIs ) loaded the bases, setting the stage for Ryan Davey's '01 (1-4, 3 RBIs) two-RBI double. In the second inning, Kris Desmarais '03 (2-4, 2 runs) beat out a one-out infield hit, stole second and scored on a double by Besse. Besse took third on a passed ball and Sharkey drove him in on a groundout to short. Besse smacked a one-out single in the fourth inning, stole second base and scored on a Kent Frees '01 (2-4, 3B, 3 runs) triple over the right fielder's head. Frees then scored when Hutchins hit a two-out single left field.
Desmarais led off the sixth inning with a line-drive single to right center, and scored on Besse's triple into the left-center gap. Sharkey and Frees walked to load the bases, and a wild pitch scored Besse and moved the others to second and third. Hutchins drove them in with a double and took third base on a wild pitch. Davey continued to produce with runners in scoring position by lifting a sacrifice fly that scored Hutchins and gave SPS an 11-3 advantage.
The SPS bats stayed alive in the seventh as Besse tripled with two outs and scored on a passed ball. Allin Bond '03 reached first on an error, Frees singled, and an opposite-field triple by Hutchins drove in two runs for his fourth and fifth RBIs of the game. Hutchins scored on a wild pitch to round out the scoring. Hutchins is now batting .576, putting him at the top of the ISL, and has an incredible 1.000 slugging percentage.
What a shame that we scored 15 runs and I can't find my way into the write up. What happened there? I did play in this game, and was a part of history, you'll just have to take my word for it. Hope you enjoyed it.
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