Fav 7

The hashtag #fav7films got going yesterday by somebody and it really took off.  Today I saw a 7FavTVShows and I wondered if the same person came up with it, considering the "fav" and the "7" changed places.  I guess that doesn't really matter.  Either way the # is a fun way to share with the Twitter world what your "favorite" things are, only for people to tell you your list sucks and you're stupid.  Classic Twitter.

Here is what I came up with...
#fav7films
Snatch
The Dark Knight
Guardians of the Galaxy
Old School
MacGruber
True Romance
Empire Strikes Back

I stand by my list, however I easily could have swapped out another 5-10 in there.

My #7FavTVShows?
The Wire
Breaking Bad
Seinfeld
The Office
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Game of Thrones
Friday Night Lights

Let's kick this up a notch with more specific Movie/TV "fav" 7's.

#fav7HorrorFilms
Halloween
Scream
The Devil's Rejects
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
The Shining
Saw
Silence of the Lambs

#fav7ComedyFilms
Old School
MacGruber
Made
Dumb & Dumber
Anchorman
40-Year Old Virgin
Borat

#fav7SciFiFilms
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: A New Hope
District 9
Jurassic Park
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
12 Monkeys
Serenity

#fav7ComicBookFilms
The Dark Knight
Guardians of the Galaxy
Batman Begins
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Captain America: Civil War
Deadpool
Sin City

#fav7SportsFilms
Major League
Blue Chips
The Program
Rocky IV
Creed
Varsity Blues
Dodgeball

#fav7Sitcoms
Seinfeld
The Office
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
South Park
Eastbound & Down

And of course, these could all change tomorrow.

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Best Movies of 2015 (voted on by #DORK hosts)

• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Creed
• The Big Short
• The Martian
• Straight Outta Compton
• Spotlight
• Avengers: Age of Ultron
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Ex Machina
• Jurassic World
• Ant-Man
• Hateful 8
• Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
• The Gift

December Movies

#DORK 14: Best & Worst Football Movies

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Rich Reviews: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Avengers: Age of Ultron aka The Second Avengers aka Avengers 2.  Call it what you want as the summer movie season of 2015 has officially arrived with the release of the most anticipated film since... Avengers 1?

There was a lot to like in this mega sequel.  Here's a breakdown of the good, bad (spoiler: not much bad), and everything else. 

Introductions Are Over

The Avengers know each other now. Comic book movies often are better the second time around because you needed to spend (waste?) so much time on the origin story. Sometimes that is well spent but it can cut into the action, set up of villians, etc. 

Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye, and Black Widow have been working together for awhile. (Proved by some of their sick combo moves in combat.)

Still Some Intros

It can't be a comic book movie without bringing in some more characters. The Avengers core is well established but they chose to add even more from the vast Marvel universe.  

Ultron is obviously the bad guy.  More on him in a second. 

Quicksilver (who has nothing to do with the same character as seen in X-Men: Days of Future Past, licensing is trying to ruin these movies.) is here along with his twin sister Scarlet Witch.  

Those three have all been shown in the trailer, I won't spoil any other new or call-back characters.  

Action!

The battle scenes were turned up to 11.  Tons of action, with some beautiful team-ups and what have you.  Very enjoying to the eye.  Technology is something!

Imagination Is A Must

If you like these kinds of movies you obviously are good with things that aren't super believable. (Thor's story, Captain America's story, Hulk's story....) But you, me, we've all bought in on this.  We believed Loki was a God-like villain from another planet and we were on board. 

Well, Ultron?  He might make you say, really?  This is happening?  Everyone is ok with this as reality?  I got over it.  Didn't take long. But it did feel more science-fiction than many other Marvel or DC movie. 

Love Story?

It's not that bad, but a a few of the characters they try to go more personal with them.  I don't need romance in this, however an attempt to strengthen the characters outside of fight scenes makes sense. I'll allow it.  Some of it. 

What's Next?

Spoiler free: they do a nice job setting things up for the future. A few different ways, really.  

There's a quick clip following the first thing of credits.  No need to stay after the long-ass credits.  There's nothing there. (Unless the guy who cleans the place lied to us...)

Bottom Line

I'm not a harsh judge when it comes to these movies, but it's legit. Better than the first and that says something. 

Rating: 9/10

Keefer Madness Summer Movie Guide

• May 1st - Avengers: Age of Ultron
• May 15th - Pitch Perfect 2
• June 12th - Jurassic World
• June 26th - Ted 2
• July 1st - Terminator: Genisys
• July 17th - Ant-Man
• July 31st - Mission Impossible - Rogue Nation

Later this year:

• September 18th - Black Mass
• November 6th - Spectre
• November 20th - The Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 2
• December 18th - Star Wars: The Force Awakens 

All Female Ghostbusters?

It's official. I'm making a new Ghostbusters & writing it with @katiedippold & yes, it will star hilarious women. That's who I'm gonna call.
— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) October 8, 2014

Looks like the long rumored Ghostbusters sequel or spin-off will be an all-female cast. I have low expectations, not because it's ladies, but because it's a sequel that is decades in the making. No word yet on who they will be, plenty of speculation.

Who's your dream 4 woman ghost-busting team?

I'll take...

Kristen Wiig
Lizzy Caplan
Rebel Wilson
Amy Adams


Plenty of other good options, you need to find that right chemistry and balance.

Honorable mentions: Anna Kendrick, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Julia Louise-Dreyfus, Jenny Slate, Emma Stone, Kaitlin Olson, Maya Rudolph, Mila Kunis, Aidy Bryant...

What Actor Has The Best Five Movie Resume?

If you only took the five best movies in an actors career, whose would be the most impressive?  It doesn't matter if they were the lead or an extra, as long as they were in the film it counts. 

Brad Pitt

Fight Club

Snatch

True Romance

Seven

Inglourious Basterds 

Robert De Niro

Goodfellas

Godfather Part II

Taxi Driver

Meet The Parents

Raging Bull

Vince Vaughn

Swingers

Made

Old School

Wedding Crashers

Anchorman

Samuel L. Jackson

Goodfellas

True Romance

Jurassic Park

Pulp Fiction

The Avengers

Christian Bale

The Dark Knight

Batman Begins

American Psycho

The Prestige

The Fighter

Bruce Willis

Die Hard

Die Hard 2

Pulp Fiction

Sin City

Grindhouse: Planet Terror

Steve Buscemi
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Fargo
The Big Lebowski
Armageddon 

Morgan Freeman

The Shawshank Redemption

Unforgiven

Seven
Batman Begins

The Dark Knight

Harrison Ford

Star Wars Epsiode IV: A New Hope

Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars Episdoe VI: Return of the Jedi

Apocalypse Now

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Ed Norton

Rounders

American History X

Fight Club

25th Hour

The Illusionist

Joe Pesci

Goodfellas

Raging Bull

Home Alone

Casino

JFK

Denzel Washington

Training Day

Glory

Remember the Titans

Man on Fire

American Gangster

Christopher Walken

Deer Hunter

Man on Fire

Pulp Fiction

True Romance

Wedding Crashers

Note: Al Pacino not on this list is not an oversight.  Scarface is the most overrated movie ever, he's got the first two Godfathers on this resume but whatever else you choose doesn't stack up with this group. 

My pick?  Brad Pitt. Ridiculous list.  It doesn't even include Sleepers and 12 Monkeys.  

I'm sure I missed some, let me know. 

Marvel Tease

Marvel announced that they will release 5 mystery movies on the following future dates...

July 28, 2017 
Nov. 3, 2017 
July 6, 2018 
Nov. 2, 2018
May 3, 2019 

What in the hell is this?  5 release date for unknown movies?  How about that last one being out in 5 years??  It could literally be anything, maybe even a character that hasn't been created yet.  

I am a Marvel comic dork, I'll watch any movie they put out there, but this is over the top obnoxious.  

This is like, "Hey, save the date."  

"Ok... for what."

"Brand new Marvel comic book movie."

"Sweet, which one?"

"Stay tuned...."

"Go to hell."

(That's my conversation with this announcement.)

What could these movies be?  Well any sequel obviously.  Avengers, Spider-Man, X-Men... or new spin-offs like Black Widow or Deadpool.  Hugh Jackman is always up for a new Wolverine.

Or perhaps any of these gentlemen or women...

Dumb and Dumber To Trailer

10 Best, Best Picture Winners

1. The Godfather (1972)

2. The Godfather: Part 2 (1974)

3. Silence of the Lambs (1991)

4. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest (1975)

5. No Country For Old Men (2007)

6. Rocky (1976)

7. Platoon (1986)

8. The Departed (2006)

9. Gladiator (2000)

10. The Deer Hunter (1978)

 

Rich Reviews: The Cabin in the Woods

Rich Reviews returns with a vengeance this week, with the brand new horror movie to hit theaters. I saw The Cabin in the Woods yesterday at a relatively crowded 5:15pm showing. I was not surprised when I heard that the horror movie finished 3rd at the Box Office this weekend with $14.8 million, behind The Three Stooges (#2, $17.1 million) and The Hunger Games (#1, $21.5 million). For a full review on The Hunger Games just scroll down.

The tagline for The Cabin in the Woods states: "Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin in the woods, where they get more than they bargained for. Together, they must discover the truth behind the cabin in the woods." But perhaps even more fitting was the simpler tagline, "You think you know the story, think again." Nice.

Now I don't want to ruin anything for you, as the main reason I saw it on opening weekend was so that some asshole on twitter didn't spoil it for me before I could see it. So here is my, spoiler avoided, review.

The Cabin in the Woods deserves instant credit for not being a remake or a sequel, which seems to be the only kind of horror movies being made right now. Fun fact, this movie was actually made back in 2009, then they wanted to postpone the thing to make it 3D (really happy that didn't happen). MGM then had financial issues and the film was put on hold and eventually picked up by a new distributor, and bang April 13, 2012 (Friday the 13th of all days).

What's great about Cabin is that it takes a very simple, played out, overdone, idea (college kids stranded somewhere like the woods- see: Friday The 13th(s), Evil Dead(s), Cabin Fever, Wrong Turn(s), Texas Chainsaw Massacre(s), House of 1,000 Corpses, Blair Witch Project, etc., etc., etc., but it introduces elements that aren't tired. Again, I don't want to ruin anything, and simply by saying it's not just a slasher movie may give something away, but it doesn't tell the whole story.

Horror movie fans will really appreciate this film. Knowledge of the genre, which has grown stale for the most part, makes Cabin all the better. It goes in a direction you can not prepare for. As I watched yesterday I couldn't help but think, "smart" the movie was "smart." It is a game-changer. The creators obviously know the genre, and make references to past classics, while completely ripping the lid off a brand new idea. However, only time will tell on how its remembered in horror movie history.

I don't think the characters will be as iconic as those from Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm St., Evil Dead, Scream, etc., but let's give it some time. And I'm talking about both the villains and the protagonists. It took those movies some time to really take their place in film lour. Although the dude who plays Thor, Chris Hemsworth is in it as the typical jock with the hot girlfriend.

It's not fair to really rank a film after just seeing it once. But I might as well try. I would not put it in my Top 10 Horror all-time, but, how many have been better since 2000? 10? 5? None?

If you like horror movies you will like Cabin in the Woods, if you don't like them, you still might. You will definitely be talking about it for awhile after you see it. Are there plot holes or unanswered questions, you bet, like most scary movies, but it's a fresh take and fun as hell. Like all great films of the genre, there are some laughs combined with a few scares and crazy kills.

In my Theater-Netflix-TV-Don't Bother scale: I have to go with Theater.

Rich Reviews: The Cabin in the Woods = 9/10

-Keefe

Rich Reviews: The Hunger Games

Sucked.

2012 Academy Awards Nominees

The nominees for the Oscars have been announced. Who will win? Or, perhaps a better question, have you heard of or seen any of these movies?

Best Picture:

The Artist

The Descendants

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

The Help

Hugo

Midnight in Paris

Moneyball

The Tree of Life

War Horse

(Wow. I must have slept through the last year. I saw.... 0 of those. Not even Moneyball. Least Eddie Murphy is hosting, wait what?)

Best Director:

Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist

Alexander Payne, The Descendants

Martin Scorsese, Hugo

Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris

Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life

(Couple big names, still don't care.)

Best Actor:

Demian Bichir, A Better Life

George Clooney, The Descendants

Jean Dujardin, The Artist

Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Boy

Brad Pitt, Moneyball

(Love Gary Oldman, the guys might be the best actor out there aside from Daniel Day-Lewis. Check out some of the roles Oldman has played sometime when you're bored. I also find it very hard to believe that Pitt could win Best Actor for portraying Billy Beane. I mean come on.)

Best Actress:

Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs

Viola Davis, The Help

Rooney Mara, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady

Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn

(Powerhouse crew right here, still haven't seen a damn thing nominated.)

There are a lot of other awards including Nick Nolte getting a nomination for Best Supporting Actor in Warrior, which I heard was good, but still did not see it.

The 84th Annual Academy Awards will air live on February 26th. I will be in at least one Oscar Pool, so I got one month to do some homework. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised with some of these, we shall see.

Movie side note: The Dark Knight Rises comes out in July! Pumped.

-Keefe

Best Movies of the Decade

Here it is, the much anticipated "Best Movies of the Decade," according to Rich Keefe, co-author of The Sports Brief and a huge fan of film. You already saw the Top 10 Comedy Movies as well as Top 10 Horror Movies (scroll down or hit the archives) from the past 10 years. Those films will not be found in this list. So no Old School or Wedding Crashers here. Let the debate begin...

10. District 9 (2009)
This is the only movie from 2009 to make the Top 10 or even Honorable Mention. Sci-fi story involving aliens living in a community, "District 9" in South Africa. It stars no one you've ever heard of but it doesn't matter, you'll be sucked right in.

9. The Prestige (2006)
I had not seen this movie until about a month ago despite the fact it had been out for over 3 years. Like District 9, The Prestige, is the only other film on this list that I have only seen once. So maybe I got caught up in the moment, or maybe it should be even higher? And I mean who doesn't like magic?

8. Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)
Admittedly I am a huge Quentin Tarantino fan. I think I own all of his movies. Kill Bill was great, Vol. 1, to me was much better than its sequel. You're trying to figure out what the hell is going on while be treated to a number or memorable fight sequences.

7. Gran Torino (2008)
Clint Eastwood continues to get the job done. There is no way around it. The constant racial and ethnic slurs breaks up the tension throughout the film. If you haven't seen this one yet do yourself a favor.

6. Iron Man (2008)
I like comic book movies. There have been a ton of them, Spiderman, X-Men, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Hulk, Wolverine, Fantastic 4, Batman, and Superman all have been on the big screen at least once. (Iron Man sequel on its way). I would put the first installment up against almost any other, with the combination of Robert Downey Jr's portrayal of Tony Stark/ Iron Man and of course all the special effects that come with these types of movies.

5. No Country for Old Men (2007)
In 2008, No Country took home 4 Oscars including Best Picture, Director, and Supporting Actor. I usually don't look at Oscar winners to determine good movies, but that year they got it right. Great acting, crazy story, and a must see.

4. The Departed (2006)
Another Oscar winner, the year before No Country. You have all seen The Departed by now, just an all-star cast and cool story. I particularly enjoy the roles by Alec Baldwin and Mark Walhberg.

3. The Dark Knight (2008)
I would put Heath Ledger's performance as The Joker up against any other from the past 10 years with the exception of Daniel Day- Lewis in There Will Be Blood. I'm not just saying that because he died before the movie was released. Sure that made it stand out a little bit more than it would have, but even still it was incredible. I never thought they should have even tried to use a Joker because Jack Nicholson's was so good, it would have been insulting. Well, you know what? Heath's was better.

2. Sin City (2005)
Some movies have 1 bad ass character, few have 2, Sin City give you 3 genuine bad asses. Hartigan (Bruce Willis), Dwight (Clive Owen), and Marv (Mickey Rourke) are the 3 guys you follow around Basin City in this graphic novel turned movie. A ridiculous cast you watch as all the characters intertwine. Still waiting on the sequel, that appears less and less likely.

1. Snatch (2000)
My favorite movie of the past 10, 25, 50, 100 years. A lot is going on between a lot of different characters. They talk fast with an English accent or even faster with a Pikie accent (Brad Pitt), but still to this day I have not found a movie that's been more fun to watch. I don't expect you all to agree with me that it's the best movie of the decade, but you have to admit it belongs on the list.

Honorable Mention:
Gladiator (2000), V for Vendetta (2005), Crash (2004), Mystic River (2003), Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005), X2 (2003), Training Day (2001), Inglourious Basterds (2009), Memento (2000), Planet Terror (2007).

-Keefe

Best Movies of the Decade: Part 1: Comedy

With the early 2000s coming to a close, what better time to compile "Best of the Decade" lists. Rather than do teams, athletes, or even games, which a normal sports blog would do, I'm going to break down the best films of the past 10 years.

Part 1 will be Comedy; Part 2- Horror; Part 3... non comedy/horror. If the lists are as big a hit as I expect them to be I may even make more in the next couple of weeks.

"Best Movies of the Decade" will include a Top 10 as well as honorable mentions. Feel free to leave comments below, calling me an idiot, agreeing with me, and or giving your list. On to the funny...

10. Meet the Parents (2000)
Just a classic at this point with so many great lines. "That smell is our shit Bob, Focker flushed the toilet in the den last night." The sequel wasn't as good in my mind.

9. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
"Give me a smile pussycat." -Borat talking to a feminist group.

8. Best in Show (2000)
If you're a dog person you'll like this even more, but you don't have to be. From the people who brought you Spinal Tap and Waiting for Guffman it's a must see.

7. 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
One of the best supporting casts in a comedy out there. The whole crew at Smart Tech is better than Steve Carell who plays a solid straight man in this.

6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy (2004)
Maybe the most quotable movie on the list along with the most quotable voice. "The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

5. The Hangover (2009)
Fantastic. A ridiculous soundtrack too. Out on DVD today!

4. Superbad (2007)
Nearly a decade before Superbad there was American Pie as the cutting edge high school movie. This one raises the bar and really introduced Michael Cera to the non- Arrested Development audience.

3. Made (2001)
If you missed this one make sure you see it. Written and directed by Jon Favreau, starring him and Vince Vaughn it's like bizarro Swingers. Vince is not smooth... at all, and it may be better than any other movie with both of these guys in it.

2. Wedding Crashers (2005)
It may be a little long and a little too cheesy in some parts, but there are still plenty of laugh out loud moments. Bradley Coooper's asshole role has taken on a new appreciation following The Hangover.

1. Old School (2003)
I'm pretty sure this would be in the top spot for a list of the Top Comedy films of the last 10-20-30-40 years. It's all good. Even a cameo by Craig Kilborn! Feel free to "Bring your Green Hat!"

Honorable Mentions:
Step Brothers (2008), Bad Santa (2003), Team America: World Police (2004), Grandma's Boy (2006), Mean Girls (2004), Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Super Troopers (2001), Strange Wilderness (2006), Pineapple Express (2008), Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008).


-Keefe

Coming next, Part 2: Horror

100 Scariest Movie Moments

Five years ago Bravo came up with their 100 Scariest Movie Moments and turned it into a mini series. They got interviews from a ton of actors, actresses, directors, writers, and horror "experts." I thought it was really good. They did not show it last year and I can't find any listings for it this year. If you like Horror movies I think you'll enjoy this list. With Halloween just over a week away I figured I'd put something up. Check out my 31 Days of Horror from last year... http://sportsbrief.blogspot.com/2008/10/31-nights-of-horror.html

I've seen the one's in bold. Feel free to comment below with some of your favorites whether they are on the list or not.

100.28 Days Later
99. Creepshow
98. Zombie
97. Cat People (1982)
96. The Birds
95. Jurassic Park
94. Child's Play
93. Pacific Heights
92. Village of the Damned
91. Shallow Grave
90. Night of the Hunter
89. Alice Sweet Alice
88. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
87. Black Christmas (1974)
86. Wizard of Oz
85. Blood & Black Lace
84. Blue Velvet
83. The Others
82. Terminator
81. The Howling
80. Poltergeist
79. Dracula (1992)
78. The Brood
77. Signs
76. Evil Dead
75. Candyman
74. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
73. Blood Simple
72. Them!
71. The Sixth Sense
70. The Stepfather
69. Re-Animator
68. The Black Cat
67. Duel
66. The Tenant
65. Marathon Man
64. Near Dark
63. Deliverance
62. The Wolf Man
61. The Devil's Backbone
60. The Beyond
59. Fatal Attraction
58. Cujo
57. House of Wax (1953)
56. Single White Female
55. The Vanishing (1993)
54. The Changeling
53. Demons
52. The Phantom of the Opera
51. The Dead Zone
50. The Last House on the Left (1972)
49. Diabolique
48. The Thing (1982)
47. Nosferatu (1929)
46. The Sentinel
45. The Wicker Man (1975)
44. The Game
43. It's Alive!
42. An American Werewolf in London
41. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
40. Black Sunday
39. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
38. Peeping Tom
37. House on Haunted Hill (1959)
36. Cape Fear (1962)
35. Aliens
34. The Hitcher (1986)
33. The Fly (1986)
32. Pet Sematary
31. Friday the 13th
30. Blair Witch Project
29. Serpent and the Rainbow
28. When a Stranger Calls (1979)
27. Frankenstein (1931)
26. Seven
25. Phantasm
24. Suspiria
23. Rosemary's Baby
22. Don't Look Now
21. Jacob's Ladder
20. The Ring (2002)
19. Hellraiser
18. The Haunting (1963)
17. A Nightmare on Elm Street
16. The Omen (1976)
15. Freaks
14. Halloween (1978)
13. Scream
12. Misery
11. Audition
10. Wait Until Dark
9. Night of the Living Dead
8. Carrie (1976)
7. Silence of the Lambs
6. Shining
5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4. Psycho (1960)
3. Exorcist
2. Alien
1. Jaws

Enjoy the Horror Movie Season again this year!

-Keefe

Must See Movies

-Keefe

Rich Reviews: Obsessed

In a word: Decent

In several words: On the surface, Obsessed seems like a jv 2009 version of Fatal Attraction, which is still keeping men from cheating on their wives to this day. But of course, it is different than that. I'm not going to give anything away here. Essentially a successful guy is married to Beyonce and they have a 2 year old son. Ali Larter is a temp at the guy's office and is instantly interested in him. She's a bit crazy, Beyonce is a bit jealous, and you've got yourself movie. The guy finds himself caught in the middle of Ali Larter and Beyonce, not sure how many people are feeling sorry for him.

The film (#1 at the box office this weekend) banked on the following: 1. Women bringing their guys to it, so they can say, "you better not cheat on me, cause this will happen" and 2. Guys wanting to go to see Ali Larter and Beyonce. In this regard, it worked on both fronts. There were couples, groups of girls, and groups of dudes at the Sunday evening show I took in.

Ali Larter is worth the price of omission. Unless it's night time at an overpriced city theater. Then maybe you should wait til video, or find a cheaper matinee. Bottom line it was predictable and hurt itself with a PG-13 rating. Sure they'll probably end up making more money at the box office, because a larger amount of people are allowed to see it, but I think it suffered. Fatal Attraction sure as hell wasn't rated PG-13, and this shouldn't have been either.

The best part, beside the crazy Ali Larter, was unfortunately the previews. Check out the trailers for Orphan and Drag Me To Hell. Damn they look scary.

Orphan:

Drag Me to Hell: