Throwback Thursday

It was impossible to throw in this game. You'd drop back and just have to sling it blind. No clue where the wideouts were. 

Although I think I set records for rushing yards in a season with BOTH Randall Cunningham and Ricky Watters. 

Keefer Madness: What Day Is It?

Great Commercial + NBA Marketing Campaign = Keefer Madness

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Keefer Madness: WWF Meets MLB

Tuesday night featured a Keefer Madness Revisited where we took a look at how Legends of Wrestling Night at Marlins Park went this weekend in Miami. 

It probably went exactly the way you thought it would.

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New Eminem - Berzerk

This guy could just grunt and mumble into the microphone and I'd buy it. (See: Relapse, 2009). The Marshall Mathers LP 2 comes out November 5th... you know when you buy the CD (?).

Gentlemen's Club Draft Results

Rich Keefe = Gotham City Rogues
Tristan Besse = I Sit When I Pee

Round: 1
(1) Los Pollos Hermanos - Adrian Peterson RB
(2) I Sit When I Pee - Marshawn Lynch RB
(3) Bob Griffin - Ray Rice RB
(4) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Jamaal Charles RB
(5) NY SackExchange - Doug Martin RB
(6) Laces Out - C.J. Spiller RB
(7) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Arian Foster RB
(8) Straight Cash Homey - Trent Richardson RB
** (9) Gotham City Rogues - Calvin Johnson WR
(10) Vaughn-0- Matic - LeSean McCoy RB
(11) Land Sharks - Aaron Rodgers QB
(12) Big Bag O'Knuckles - A.J. Green WR

Round: 2
(13) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Drew Brees QB
(14) Land Sharks - Alfred Morris RB
(15) Vaughn-0- Matic - Tom Brady QB
** (16) Gotham City Rogues - Brandon Marshall WR
(17) Straight Cash Homey - Dez Bryant WR
(18) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Matt Forte RB
(19) Laces Out - Stevan Ridley RB
(20) NY SackExchange - Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(21) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Steven Jackson RB
(22) Bob Griffin - Chris Johnson RB
(23) I Sit When I Pee - Julio Jones WR
(24) Los Pollos Hermanos - Cam Newton QB

Round: 3
(25) Los Pollos Hermanos - Frank Gore RB
(26) I Sit When I Pee - Peyton Manning QB
(27) Bob Griffin - Demaryius Thomas WR
(28) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Jimmy Graham TE
(29) NY SackExchange - Darren McFadden RB
(30) Laces Out - Randall Cobb WR
(31) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(32) Straight Cash Homey - Roddy White WR
** (33) Gotham City Rogues - Matt Ryan QB
(34) Vaughn-0- Matic - Andre Johnson WR
(35) Land Sharks - Vincent Jackson WR
(36) Big Bag O'Knuckles - David Wilson RB

Round: 4
(37) Big Bag O'Knuckles - DeMarco Murray RB
(38) Land Sharks - Wes Welker WR
(39) Vaughn-0- Matic - Darren Sproles RB
** (40) Gotham City Rogues - Eddie Lacy RB
(41) Straight Cash Homey - Colin Kaepernick QB
(42) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Danny Amendola WR
(43) Laces Out - Reggie Bush RB
(44) NY SackExchange - Victor Cruz WR
(45) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Robert Griffin III QB
(46) Bob Griffin - Marques Colston WR
(47) I Sit When I Pee - Montee Ball RB
(48) Los Pollos Hermanos - Reggie Wayne WR

Round: 5
(49) Los Pollos Hermanos - Mike Wallace WR
(50) I Sit When I Pee - Jason Witten TE
(51) Bob Griffin - Lamar Miller RB
(52) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Ryan Mathews RB
(53) NY SackExchange - Tony Romo QB
(54) Laces Out - Matthew Stafford QB
(55) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Rob Gronkowski TE
(56) Straight Cash Homey - Steve Smith WR
** (57) Gotham City Rogues - Eric Decker WR
(58) Vaughn-0- Matic - Antonio Brown WR
(59) Land Sharks - Tony Gonzalez TE
(60) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Tavon Austin WR

Round: 6
(61) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Jordy Nelson WR
(62) Land Sharks - Shane Vereen RB
(63) Vaughn-0- Matic - Vernon Davis TE
** (64) Gotham City Rogues - Giovani Bernard RB
(65) Straight Cash Homey - Dwayne Bowe WR
(66) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Russell Wilson QB
(67) Laces Out - Pierre Garcon WR
(68) NY SackExchange - Torrey Smith WR
(69) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Hakeem Nicks WR
(70) Bob Griffin - Anquan Boldin WR
(71) I Sit When I Pee - James Jones WR
(72) Los Pollos Hermanos - Chris Ivory RB

Round: 7
(73) Los Pollos Hermanos - Owen Daniels TE
(74) I Sit When I Pee - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(75) Bob Griffin - Andrew Luck QB
(76) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - DeAngelo Williams RB
(77) NY SackExchange - T.Y. Hilton WR
(78) Laces Out - Cecil Shorts WR
(79) SCLSU Mud Dogs - DeSean Jackson WR
(80) Straight Cash Homey - Daryl Richardson RB
** (81) Gotham City Rogues - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(82) Vaughn-0- Matic - Miles Austin WR
(83) Land Sharks - Sidney Rice WR
(84) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Steve Johnson WR

Round: 8
(85) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Rashard Mendenhall RB
(86) Land Sharks - Lance Moore WR
(87) Vaughn-0- Matic - Bryce Brown RB
** (88) Gotham City Rogues - Greg Olsen TE
(89) Straight Cash Homey - Antonio Gates TE
(90) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Eli Manning QB
(91) Laces Out - Ben Tate RB
(92) NY SackExchange - Jared Cook TE
(93) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Greg Jennings WR
(94) Bob Griffin - Jonathan Dwyer RB
(95) I Sit When I Pee - Mike Williams WR
(96) Los Pollos Hermanos - Joe Flacco QB

Round: 9
(97) Los Pollos Hermanos - Golden Tate WR
(98) I Sit When I Pee - Chris Givens WR
(99) Bob Griffin - Kyle Rudolph TE
(100) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Emmanuel Sanders WR
(101) NY SackExchange - Seahawks D/ST D/ST
(102) Laces Out - Kenbrell Thompkins WR
(103) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Fred Jackson RB
(104) Straight Cash Homey - Andre Brown RB
** (105) Gotham City Rogues - Bernard Pierce RB
(106) Vaughn-0- Matic - Michael Vick QB
(107) Land Sharks - 49ers D/ST D/ST
(108) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Bilal Powell RB

Round: 10
(109) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Le'Veon Bell RB
(110) Land Sharks - Phil Dawson K
(111) Vaughn-0- Matic - Steelers D/ST D/ST
** (112) Gotham City Rogues - DeAndre Hopkins WR
(113) Straight Cash Homey - Denarius Moore WR
(114) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Jermichael Finley TE
(115) Laces Out - Texans D/ST D/ST
(116) NY SackExchange - Mark Ingram RB
(117) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Vick Ballard RB
(118) Bob Griffin - Josh Gordon WR
(119) I Sit When I Pee - Ryan Tannehill QB
(120) Los Pollos Hermanos - Ronnie Hillman RB

Round: 11
(121) Los Pollos Hermanos - Kenny Britt WR
(122) I Sit When I Pee - Mikel Leshoure RB
(123) Bob Griffin - Isaac Redman RB
(124) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Ryan Broyles WR
(125) NY SackExchange - Darrius Heyward-Bey WR
(126) Laces Out - Jonathan Stewart RB
(127) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Isaiah Pead RB
(128) Straight Cash Homey - Bears D/ST D/ST
** (129) Gotham City Rogues - Martellus Bennett TE
(130) Vaughn-0- Matic - Justin Blackmon WR
(131) Land Sharks - Matt Schaub QB
(132) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Danny Woodhead RB

Round: 12
(133) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Brandon Pettigrew TE
(134) Land Sharks - Jacquizz Rodgers RB
(135) Vaughn-0- Matic - Malcom Floyd WR
** (136) Gotham City Rogues - Zac Stacy RB
(137) Straight Cash Homey - Zach Sudfeld TE
(138) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Broncos D/ST D/ST
(139) Laces Out - Coby Fleener TE
(140) NY SackExchange - Brandon Myers TE
(141) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(142) Bob Griffin - Vincent Brown WR
(143) I Sit When I Pee - Robert Woods WR
(144) Los Pollos Hermanos - Stephen Gostkowski K

Round: 13
(145) Los Pollos Hermanos - Patriots D/ST D/ST
(146) I Sit When I Pee - Cardinals D/ST D/ST
(147) Bob Griffin - Shonn Greene RB
(148) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Brian Hartline WR
(149) NY SackExchange - Andy Dalton QB
(150) Laces Out - Sam Bradford QB
(151) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Michael Bush RB
(152) Straight Cash Homey - Kendall Wright WR
** (153) Gotham City Rogues - Aaron Dobson WR
(154) Vaughn-0- Matic - Daniel Thomas RB
(155) Land Sharks - Rueben Randle WR
(156) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Tyler Eifert TE

Round: 14
(157) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Cordarrelle Patterson WR
(158) Land Sharks - Alshon Jeffery WR
(159) Vaughn-0- Matic - Fred Davis TE
** (160) Gotham City Rogues - Jay Cutler QB
(161) Straight Cash Homey - Blair Walsh K
(162) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Austin Collie WR
(163) Laces Out - Andre Roberts WR
(164) NY SackExchange - Matt Bryant K
(165) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Bengals D/ST D/ST
(166) Bob Griffin - Michael Floyd WR
(167) I Sit When I Pee - Sebastian Janikowski K
(168) Los Pollos Hermanos - Josh Freeman QB

Round: 15
(169) Los Pollos Hermanos - LeGarrette Blount RB
(170) I Sit When I Pee - Pierre Thomas RB
(171) Bob Griffin - Packers D/ST D/ST
(172) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Johnathan Franklin RB
(173) NY SackExchange - Stephen Hill WR
(174) Laces Out - Ravens D/ST D/ST
(175) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Julian Edelman WR
(176) Straight Cash Homey - Philip Rivers QB
** (177) Gotham City Rogues - Buccaneers D/ST D/ST
(178) Vaughn-0- Matic - Matt Prater K
(179) Land Sharks - Roy Helu RB
(180) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Rams D/ST D/ST

Round: 16
(181) Big Bag O'Knuckles - Randy Bullock K
(182) Land Sharks - Carson Palmer QB
(183) Vaughn-0- Matic - Christine Michael RB
** (184) Gotham City Rogues - Justin Tucker K
(185) Straight Cash Homey - Marcel Reece RB
(186) SCLSU Mud Dogs - Greg Zuerlein K
(187) Laces Out - David Akers K
(188) NY SackExchange - Santana Moss WR
(189) Tweeder's Panty Droppers - Dan Bailey K
(190) Bob Griffin - Mason Crosby K
(191) I Sit When I Pee - Nate Washington WR
(192) Los Pollos Hermanos - Brandon LaFell WR

Best Ways To Settle A Score, Squash A Beef, Or Prove You're Better

So last night on "Keefer Madness" we talked about some very high profile beefs that boiled over into intense competition.  Former NFL players and current 98.5 The Sports Hub hosts Scott Zolak and Jermaine Wiggins had been talking smack on twitter for some time, and ultimately they settled it the only way they knew how... rap battle.

BarstoolSports Chicago lead writer/ manhunter Big Cat has had a long going war with ESPN Sports Business Reporter Darren Rovell.  These two warriors took to the court and played 1-on-1, well Big Cat was actually the only one playing anything that you would consider basketball, but still a competition technically took place and a winner crowned.

On the show we discussed these two rivalries and also came up with our own dream scenarios of challenging anyone to anything.

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You heard what we came up with, and after the show I really started thinking of the best Mano-a-Mano battles that can settle any score, squash any beef, and most importantly embarrass the loser.  Cause there is always a loser.

Challenge someone to one of the following to show how much better you are than them.

• Football Throwing (distance)
• Baseball Throwing (distance)
• 1-on-1 Basketball 
• Beer Chug
• 40 yard dash
• Bench Press
• Push Ups (to fatigue)
• Punch for Punch (not in the face, we're not animals)
• Video Games (Sports or Fighting)
• Chess (losing in chess is beyond frustrating, and if you can bench more, run faster, AND win at chess, then you are far more valuable to the human race than your rival.)

That's just 10 ways to prove you are better than someone.  And, really, you only need one.  Good luck.

Fantasy Football Rankings, Sleepers, And Busts

QUARTERBACKS:

1. Peyton Manning, Denver Broncos
2. Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
3. Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons
4. Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints
5. Tom Brady, New England Patriots
6. Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers
7. Matthew Stafford, Detroit Lions
8. Robert Griffin III, Washington Redskins
9. Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys
10. Andrew Luck, Indianapolis Colts

Sleepers: Matt Schaub (Texans), Andy Dalton (Bengals)

Busts: Colin Kaepernick (49ers), Joe Flacco (Ravens)


RUNNING BACKS:

1. Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings
2. Marshawn Lynch, Seattle Seahawks
3. Ray Rice, Baltimore Ravens
4. Doug Martin, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
5. Alfred Morris, Washington Redskins
6. LeSean McCoy, Philadelphia Eagles
7. Arian Foster, Houston Texans
8. Jamaal Charles, Kansas City Chiefs
9. C.J. Spiller, Buffalo Bills
10. Montee Ball, Denver Broncos

Sleepers: Giovani Bernard (Bengals), Shane Vereen (Patriots), Bernard Pierce (Ravens), Zac Stacy (Rams)

Busts: Steven Jackson (Falcons), Darren McFadden (Raiders)


WIDE RECEIVERS:

1. Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions
2. A.J. Green, Cincinnati Bengals
3. Brandon Marshall, Chicago Bears
4. Julio Jones, Atlanta Falcons
5. Dez Bryant, Dallas Cowboys
6. Roddy White, Atlanta Falcons
7. Demaryius Thomas, Denver Broncos
8. Victor Cruz, New York Giants
9. Randall Cobb, Green Bay Packers
10. Andre Johnson, Houston Texans

Sleepers: DeAndre Hopkins (Texans), Keenan Allen (Chargers), Aaron Dobson (Patriots), Kenny Stills (Saints), Alshon Jeffrey (Bears), Ryan Broyles (Lions)

Busts: Wes Welker (Broncos), James Jones (Packers), Greg Jennings (Vikings), Mike Wallace (Dolphins)


TIGHT ENDS:

1. Jimmy Graham, New Orleans Saints
2. Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
3. Tony Gonzalez, Atlanta Falcons
4. Vernon Davis, San Francisco 49ers
5. Jason Witten, Dallas Cowboys
6. Kyle Rudolph, Minnesota Vikings
7. Greg Olsen, Carolina Panthers
8. Antonio Gates, San Diego Chargers
9. Owen Daniels, Houston Texans
10. Martellus Bennett, Chicago Bears

Sleepers: Tyler Eifert (Bengals), Zach Ertz (Eagles)

Busts: Jermichael Finley (Packers), Jared Cook (Rams)


Remember to tune into The Sports Hub Fantasy Football Show every Sunday morning from 8-10am on 98.5 The Sports Hub.