Monday, November 30, 2015

Threat Level By Patriot Offensive Player

Patriots are dropping like flies.  Every week a different player is hurt.  It's a bit much.  So here is the official PATRIOT OFFENSE THREAT LEVEL SCALE.  You should freak out accordingly.

RED - SEVERE

  • QB TOM BRADY
  • TE ROB GRONKOWSKI

ORANGE - HIGH

  • WR JULIAN EDELMAN
  • RB DION LEWIS

YELLOW - ELEVATED

  • LT NATE SOLDER
  • RT SEBASTIAN VOLLMER
  • WR DANNY AMENDOLA 

BLUE - GUARDED

  • WR BRANDON LAFELL
  • RB LEGARRETTE BLOUNT

GREEN - LOW

  • OL BRYAN STORK
  • OL MARCUS CANNON
  • OL DAVID ANDREW
  • OL SHAQ MASON
  • OL TRE JACKSON
  • TE SCOTT CHANDLER
  • TE MIKE WILLIAMS
  • TE ASANTE CLEVELAND
  • WR KESHAWN MARTIN
  • WR AARON DOBSON
  • RB JAMES WHITE
  • RB BRANDON BOLDEN

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