Threat Level By Patriot Offensive Player

Patriots are dropping like flies.  Every week a different player is hurt.  It's a bit much.  So here is the official PATRIOT OFFENSE THREAT LEVEL SCALE.  You should freak out accordingly.

RED - SEVERE

• QB TOM BRADY
• TE ROB GRONKOWSKI

ORANGE - HIGH

• WR JULIAN EDELMAN
• RB DION LEWIS

YELLOW - ELEVATED

• LT NATE SOLDER
• RT SEBASTIAN VOLLMER
• WR DANNY AMENDOLA 

BLUE - GUARDED

• WR BRANDON LAFELL
• RB LEGARRETTE BLOUNT

GREEN - LOW

• OL BRYAN STORK
• OL MARCUS CANNON
• OL DAVID ANDREW
• OL SHAQ MASON
• OL TRE JACKSON
• TE SCOTT CHANDLER
• TE MIKE WILLIAMS
• TE ASANTE CLEVELAND
• WR KESHAWN MARTIN
• WR AARON DOBSON
• RB JAMES WHITE
• RB BRANDON BOLDEN