#DORK 66: 30 Best Nintendo Games

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Mini-NES Will Play 30 Games

Nintendo announced that they will be releasing a mini-NES on November 11th for $60 that comes with 30 games. My original Nintendo still works and I still might get this.

Here are the games...

• Ballon Fight
• BUBBLE BOBBLE
• Castlevania
• Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
• Donkey Kong
• Donkey Kong Jr.
• DOUBLE DRAGON II: THE REVENGE
• Dr. Mario
• Excitebike
• FINAL FANTASY
• Galaga
• GHOSTS'N GOBLINS
• GRADIUS
• Ice Climber
• Kid Icarus
• Kirby's Adventure
• Mario Bros.
• MEGA MAN 2
• Metroid
• NINJA GAIDEN
• PAC-MAN
• Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
• StarTropics
• SUPER C
• Super Mario Bros.
• Super Mario Bros. 2
• Super Mario Bros. 3
• TECMO BOWL
• The Legend of Zelda
• Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

#DORK 25: Best Video Game By Console

Little Mac's Road To Mike Tyson

Who would you pay to see fight?

 

Name: Glass Joe
Record: (1-99, 1 KO)
Born: Paris, France
Age: 38
Weight: 110

 

Name: Von Kaiser
Record: (23-13, 10 KO)
Born: Berlin, Germany
Age: 42
Weight: 144

Name: Piston Honda
Record: (26-1, 18 KO)
Born: Tokyo, Japan
Age: 28
Weight: 174

W.V.B.A. Minor Circuit Champ




Name: Don Flamenco
Record: (22-3, 9 KO)
Born: Madrid, Spain
Age: 23
Weight: 152

Name: King Hippo
Record: (18-9, 18 KO)
Born: Hippo Island, South Pacific
Age: ??
Weight: ???

Name: Great Tiger
Record: (24-5, 3 KO)
Born: Bombay, India
Age: 29
Weight: 132

Name: Bald Bull
Record: (34-4, 29 KO)
Born: Istanbul, Turkey
Age: 36
Weight: 298

W.V.B.A. Major Circuit Champ







Begin World Circuit Competition


Name: Piston Honda
Record: (26-2, 18 KO)
Born: Tokyo, Japan
Age: 28
Weight: 174

Name: Soda Popinski
Record: (33-2, 24 KO)
Born: Moscow, U.S.S.R.
Age: 35
Weight: 237

Name: Bald Bull
Record: (34-5, 29 KO)
Born: Istanbul, Turkey
Age: 36
Weight: 298

Name: Don Flamenco
Record: (22-4, 9 KO)
Born: Madrid, Spain
Age: 23
Weight: 152

Name: Mr. Sandman
Record: (27-2, 21 KO)
Born: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Age: 31
Weight: 284

Name: Super Macho Man
Record: (35-0, 29 KO)
Born: Hollywood, California
Age: 27
Weight: 242

W.V.B.A. World Circuit Champ

Name: Mike Tyson
Record: (31-0, 27 KO)
Born: Catskill, New York
Age: 21
Weight: 220

Dream Match

Top 10 Tuesday: Nintendo Games

Now this is a very difficult Top 10, perhaps the most difficult.  Nearly impossible to rank, but we are going to try it anyway.  So many classics, so few spots.  And depending on the day I could make a strong case for any of my top 3 to be the best game all-time. Here goes nothing...

Honorable Mentions: Double Dragon II, Track & Field (with pad), Maniac Mansion, Arkanoid, Blades of Steel, Paperboy, RBI Baseball, Adventure Island

10. Jaws

9. Super Mario Bros. 2

8. Contra

7. Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

6. Little League Baseball

5. Tecmo Super Bowl

4. Super Mario Bros.

3. Mega Man 2

2. Super Mario Bros. 3

1. Mike Tyson's Punch Out

I know I'm missing a few gems, but if I could only play 10 games for Nintendo ever again, I think they would be the ones.

The Wire RPG

If you love The Wire and the original Nintendo (and I'm sure that you do), you will enjoy this.  Nice work by CollegeHumor.

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Proof That Anything Is Possible

I have a lot of original Nintendo accomplishments, but sadly defeating Mike Tyson was not one of them. I saw it done once before, and thankfully someone put it on youtube. If you're ever feeling bad about yourself just watch this video. Dreams do come true.



-Keefe