Who would you pay to see fight?
Name: Glass Joe
Record: (1-99, 1 KO)
Born: Paris, France
Age: 38
Weight: 110
Name: Von Kaiser
Record: (23-13, 10 KO)
Born: Berlin, Germany
Age: 42
Weight: 144
Name: Piston Honda
Record: (26-1, 18 KO)
Born: Tokyo, Japan
Age: 28
Weight: 174
W.V.B.A. Minor Circuit Champ
Name: Don Flamenco
Record: (22-3, 9 KO)
Born: Madrid, Spain
Age: 23
Weight: 152
Name: King Hippo
Record: (18-9, 18 KO)
Born: Hippo Island, South Pacific
Age: ??
Weight: ???
Name: Great Tiger
Record: (24-5, 3 KO)
Born: Bombay, India
Age: 29
Weight: 132
Name: Bald Bull
Record: (34-4, 29 KO)
Born: Istanbul, Turkey
Age: 36
Weight: 298
W.V.B.A. Major Circuit Champ
Begin World Circuit Competition
Name: Piston Honda
Record: (26-2, 18 KO)
Born: Tokyo, Japan
Age: 28
Weight: 174
Name: Soda Popinski
Record: (33-2, 24 KO)
Born: Moscow, U.S.S.R.
Age: 35
Weight: 237
Name: Bald Bull
Record: (34-5, 29 KO)
Born: Istanbul, Turkey
Age: 36
Weight: 298
Name: Don Flamenco
Record: (22-4, 9 KO)
Born: Madrid, Spain
Age: 23
Weight: 152
Name: Mr. Sandman
Record: (27-2, 21 KO)
Born: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Age: 31
Weight: 284
Name: Super Macho Man
Record: (35-0, 29 KO)
Born: Hollywood, California
Age: 27
Weight: 242
W.V.B.A. World Circuit Champ
Name: Mike Tyson
Record: (31-0, 27 KO)
Born: Catskill, New York
Age: 21
Weight: 220
Dream Match
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Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Patriots Potential Pick at 32
The Patriots own the last pick of the 1st round (32nd overall) in the NFL Draft which kicks off on Thursday night. They will probably trade it for more 2nds, but let's say they use it. Here's who they could take at each position that would likely be available... (or even later if they do trade back).
- CB - Marcus Peters, Washington
- DL - Eddie Goldman, Florida State
- LB/S - Shaq Thompson, Washington
- S - Jarquiski Tartt, Samford
- OT - T.J. Clemmings, Pittsburgh
- OG/C - Ali Marpet, Hobart
- RB - Ameer Abdullah, Nebraska
- WR - Dorial Green-Beckham, Missouri
- DE/OLB - Mario Edwards, Jr., Florida State
So, we know, it won't be any of those guys.
Labels:
2015 NFL Draft,
New England Patriots,
NFL,
NFL Draft
Monday, April 27, 2015
Keefer Madness Summer Movie Guide
- May 1st - Avengers: Age of Ultron
- May 15th - Pitch Perfect 2
- June 12th - Jurassic World
- June 26th - Ted 2
- July 1st - Terminator: Genisys
- July 17th - Ant-Man
- July 31st - Mission Impossible - Rogue Nation
Later this year:
- September 18th - Black Mass
- November 6th - Spectre
- November 20th - The Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 2
- December 18th - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Saturday, April 25, 2015
New Joker
I don't hate the new look of Jared Leto's Joker, for the upcoming "Suicide Squad" movie. In fact I really like it. It's more like the graphic novels and video games.
They've all be good really.
Looking forward to seeing Leto take on this role.
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Ranking All The Marvel Movies
(Of the films I've seen, if it's not on there, I haven't seen it yet)
- X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
- The Avengers (2012)
- Iron Man (2008)
- Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
- X-Men (2000)
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
- X-Men: First Class (2011)
- Blade (1998)
- X2 (2003)
- The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
- Spider-Man 2 (2004)
- Blade II (2002)
- Spider-Man (2002)
- Thor (2011)
- Daredevil (2003)
- Blade: Trinity (2004)
- Iron Man 3 (2013)
- Fantastic Four (2005)
- Thor: The Dark World (2013)
- The Incredible Hulk (2008)
- The Wolverine (2013)
- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
- Punisher: War Zone (2008)
- The Punisher (2004)
- Ghost Rider (2007)
- Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
- The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
- Iron Man 2 (2010)
- X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
- Spider-Man 3 (2007)
- Elektra (2005)
Patriots 2015 Schedule
Thursday, Sept. 10 Pittsburgh 8:30 p.m. ET WHDH NBC
Sunday, Sept. 20 at Buffalo 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS
Sunday, Sept. 27 Jacksonville 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS
Sunday, Oct. 4 BYE WEEK
Sunday, Oct. 11 at Dallas 4:25 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Sunday, Oct. 18 at Indianapolis 8:30 p.m. ET WHDH NBC*
Sunday, Oct. 25 New York Jets 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Thursday, Oct. 29 Miami 8:25 p.m. ET WBZ CBS/NFL Network
Sunday, Nov. 8 Washington 1:00 p.m. ET WFXT FOX*
Sunday, Nov. 15 at New York Giants 4:25 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Monday, Nov. 23 Buffalo 8:30 p.m. ET TBD ESPN
Sunday, Nov. 29 at Denver 8:30 p.m. ET WHDH NBC*
Sunday, Dec. 6 Philadelphia 4:25 p.m. ET WFXT FOX*
Sunday, Dec. 13 at Houston 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Sunday, Dec. 20 Tennessee 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Sunday, Dec. 27 at New York Jets 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Sunday, Jan. 3 at Miami 1:00 p.m. ET WBZ CBS*
Monday, April 20, 2015
Friday, April 17, 2015
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Trailer
"That's how it starts. The fever, the rage..."Watch the official trailer for #BatmanvSuperman: Dawn of Justice.
Posted by Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice on Friday, April 17, 2015
Labels:
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Batman v Superman,
Dawn of Justice,
Superman
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Celtics vs. Cavs Playoff Schedule
Game 1: Sunday (4/19), 3pm (ABC) in Cleveland
Game 2: Tuesday (4/21), 7pm (TNT) in Cleveland
Game 3: Thursday (4/23), 7pm (TNT) in Boston
Game 4: Sunday (4/26), 1pm (ABC) in Boston
Game 5*:Tuesday (4/28), TBD in Cleveland
Game 6*: Thursday (4/30), TBD in Boston
Game 7*: Saturday (5/2), TBD in Cleveland
*If necessary
Labels:
Boston Celtics,
Cleveland Cavaliers,
NBA,
NBA playoffs
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
#RichKeefeStanleyCupPlayoffsGoalScorerPredictionChallengeContest
Look what's back! It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs and with it the most magical twitter game of them all... the #RichKeefeStanleyCupPlayoffsGoalScorerPredictionChallengeContest
Whenever any of these games go into OT this playoff season make sure to play along at home (and use the hashtag).
What do the winners get? (What do the winners get?) Well, we were working on something, but since the Bruins will not be participating, once again you will receive:
1. Bragging Rights
2. Twitter acknowledgement (retweet, mention, who knows)
3. Perhaps Something Else
Whenever any of these games go into OT this playoff season make sure to play along at home (and use the hashtag).
What do the winners get? (What do the winners get?) Well, we were working on something, but since the Bruins will not be participating, once again you will receive:
1. Bragging Rights
2. Twitter acknowledgement (retweet, mention, who knows)
3. Perhaps Something Else
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Players Attending The NFL Draft
- Arik Armstead, DE, Oregon
- Vic Beasley, DE, Clemson
- La'el Collins, OT, LSU
- Landon Collins, S, Alabama
- Bud Dupree, LB, Kentucky
- Cameron Erving, OT, Florida State
- Dante Fowler, Jr., DE, Florida
- Melvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin
- Randy Gregory, DE, Nebraska
- Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia
- D.J. Humphries, OT, Florida
- Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest
- Byron Jones, CB, UConn
- Benardrick McKinney, LB, Mississippi State
- DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville
- Andrus Peat, OT, Stanford
- Breshad Perriman, WR, Central Florida
- Shane Ray, DE, Missouri
- Brandon Schreff, OT, Iowa
- Danny Shelton, DT, Washington
- Devin Smith, WR, Ohio State
- Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State
- Laken Tomlinson, G, Duke
- Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan State
- Kevin White, WR, West Virginia
- Leonard Williams, DT, USC
Marcus Mariota and Jameis Winston declined invitations, these 26 players will attend and 0 QBs.
Position Breakdown:
OL: 6
DE: 5
WR: 5
CB: 3
LB: 2
DT: 2
RB: 2
S: 1
Poet Laureate Dick Flavin Chokes On Opening Day
The Red Sox have a "Poet Laureate" and his real name is "Dick Flavin." He was not very good on opening day. Click below to listen to the recap from Monday's #KeeferMadness...
Keefer Madness Poet Laureate Edition
Labels:
98.5 The Sports Hub,
Boston Red Sox,
Dick Flavin,
Keefer Madness,
poems
Monday, April 13, 2015
Friday, April 10, 2015
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Kentucky Is Going Pro
Not a huge shock, but Kentucky's Top 7 scorers from last year's Final 4 squad have declared for the NBA Draft. (Don't feel bad, they'll be fine next year with Ulis, Poythress, Lee, and 4+ McDonald's All-Americans on the way.)
As of April 9th, here are my very specific guesses (without knowing the teams) of where these guys will get picked.
Karl-Anthony Towns, PF/C, freshmen (#1)
Willie Cauley-Stein, PF/C, junior (#10)
Trey Lyles, SF, freshmen (#14)
Devin Booker, SG, freshmen (#20)
Aaron Harrison, SG, sophomore (#25)
Andrew Harrison, PG, sophomore (#30)
Dakari Johnson, PF/C, sophomore (#50)
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Mike Francesa Meets Game of Thrones
This guy is as good as it gets. Voice, mannerisms, it's all there. He's got a whole bunch of these. I
enjoyed this one. I guess I'm not the only one out there who is a fan of both Mike Francesa AND Game of Thrones.
Season 5 starts Sunday!
Labels:
dragons,
Francesa of Thrones,
Game of Thrones,
HBO,
Mike Francesa,
milk of the poppy,
WFAN
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Who's Bray Wyatt Talking To?
Bo Dallas?
Finn Balor?
Roman Reigns?
Can't be a past feud like, John Cena, Dean Amrbose, Chris Jericho, or Undertaker... right? Who ya got?
Sunday, April 5, 2015
2015 MLB Predictions
AL East - Toronto Blue Jays
AL Central - Detroit Tigers
AL West - Seattle Mariners
AL Wild Card - Boston Red Sox, Chicago White Sox
NL East - Washington Nationals
NL Central - St. Louis Cardinals
NL West - Los Angeles Dodgers
NL Wild Card - San Francisco Giants, New York Mets
ALCS - Mariners over Tigers
NLCS - Nationals over Dodgers
World Series - Mariners over Nationals
AL MVP: Jose Abreu, 1B, White Sox
AL Cy Young: Felix Hernandez, Mariners
AL Rookie: Rusney Castillo, OF, Red Sox
AL Manager: Lloyd McClendon, Mariners
NL MVP: Paul Goldschmidt, 1B, Diamondbacks
NL Cy Young: Clayton Kershaw, Dodgers
NL Rookie: Kris Bryant, 3B, Cubs
NL Manager: Terry Collins, Mets
Saturday, April 4, 2015
The real problem with the Cubs and Kris Bryant
*Disclaimer: The author has Bryant in his keeper fantasy league. He is untradeable and will be on Yari's Autonomics until he sucks or retires.
The Kris Bryant news is several days old now: he will not be on the Opening Day roster after being reassigned to minor league camp earlier this week. This despite hitting .425 with 9 homeruns and 15 RBI in 40 at-bats.
"I really wanted my performance this spring to matter," Bryant said. "I just felt it didn't matter as much (to them) as it did to me."
The bottom line is the Cubs never intended to have Bryant make the big-league roster out of camp. If they keep him down in AAA for the first 12 days of the season, they retain his rights for an additional season. From a business standpoint, I have zero problem with them doing this. If I was a Cubs fan, I would have zero problem with them doing this. Think about it - you have Kris Bryant, arguably the best prospect in the game today with once-in-a-lifetime power, until 2021 instead of 2020.
What I do have a problem with is the load of shit they're feeding the media and fans, saying it's a baseball decision and not a business decision. Go fuck yourself. I don't care if he could improve his footwork a bit at third base, or you want a bit more seasoning in LF. The Cavaliers didn't start Lebron in the D-league because he needed to work more on his jump shot.
Theo needs to step down off his high horse and be honest about the situation. I'd have a lot more respect for him and the organization if they admitted it's a business decision. But they've also painted themselves into a corner from a PR perspective.
If they call up Bryant after 12 days, it's even more obvious it was purely a baseball decision.
If they wait longer than 12 days to avoid that level of transparency, they jeopardize the short-term success of the organization even more than they already are. Bryan can help them win now, and if they miss the postseason by a handful of games, folks will question this decision even harder.
And if I'm Bryant, I'm jumping ship for a major contract somewhere else as soon as I qualify for free agency. Players hold grudges when it comes to these types of situations - Pablo Sandoval was the latest to admit it. The franchise offends you in a negotiation or when it comes to making the roster, the players don't forget. I hope Bryant never forgets.
Bottom line: we're not idiots. But the Cubs trying to mask this thing as a "baseball decision" is insulting to the intelligence of us all and even more insulting to their top prospect in Kris Bryant. And even though they've retained him for another year, this whole mess could backfire when Bryant is 29, in his prime, and poised for a blockbuster deal as the league's premier power hitter.
The Kris Bryant news is several days old now: he will not be on the Opening Day roster after being reassigned to minor league camp earlier this week. This despite hitting .425 with 9 homeruns and 15 RBI in 40 at-bats.
"I really wanted my performance this spring to matter," Bryant said. "I just felt it didn't matter as much (to them) as it did to me."
The bottom line is the Cubs never intended to have Bryant make the big-league roster out of camp. If they keep him down in AAA for the first 12 days of the season, they retain his rights for an additional season. From a business standpoint, I have zero problem with them doing this. If I was a Cubs fan, I would have zero problem with them doing this. Think about it - you have Kris Bryant, arguably the best prospect in the game today with once-in-a-lifetime power, until 2021 instead of 2020.
What I do have a problem with is the load of shit they're feeding the media and fans, saying it's a baseball decision and not a business decision. Go fuck yourself. I don't care if he could improve his footwork a bit at third base, or you want a bit more seasoning in LF. The Cavaliers didn't start Lebron in the D-league because he needed to work more on his jump shot.
Theo needs to step down off his high horse and be honest about the situation. I'd have a lot more respect for him and the organization if they admitted it's a business decision. But they've also painted themselves into a corner from a PR perspective.
If they call up Bryant after 12 days, it's even more obvious it was purely a baseball decision.
If they wait longer than 12 days to avoid that level of transparency, they jeopardize the short-term success of the organization even more than they already are. Bryan can help them win now, and if they miss the postseason by a handful of games, folks will question this decision even harder.
And if I'm Bryant, I'm jumping ship for a major contract somewhere else as soon as I qualify for free agency. Players hold grudges when it comes to these types of situations - Pablo Sandoval was the latest to admit it. The franchise offends you in a negotiation or when it comes to making the roster, the players don't forget. I hope Bryant never forgets.
Bottom line: we're not idiots. But the Cubs trying to mask this thing as a "baseball decision" is insulting to the intelligence of us all and even more insulting to their top prospect in Kris Bryant. And even though they've retained him for another year, this whole mess could backfire when Bryant is 29, in his prime, and poised for a blockbuster deal as the league's premier power hitter.
Friday, April 3, 2015
A.J. Lee Retires from the WWE
BREAKING: AJ Lee (April Mendez) has decided to retire from in-ring competition with WWE. We wish AJ the very best.
— WWE (@WWE) April 3, 2015
Perhaps the best in-ring and definitely the best on-mic female wrestler (or Diva) in the WWE is calling it a career. The Mrs. CM Punk is moving on. Best of luck to her.
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Holiday Horror Movie Rankings
What "holiday" has inspired the best horror movies? Everyone wants to know. (Hey, it's better than a lame April Fool's joke.)
1. HALLOWEEN (1978)
Obvious choice. You get this one and the zillion sequels and anything else like "Trick r Treat."
2. BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974)
How did a horror movie based around Christmas come out before Halloween? Seriously, though. If you haven't seen this one, make sure you see the original not the remake.
3. FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
Does this count? Is this a holiday. No? Yeah probably not. Ton of films though.
4. MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981)
Valentine's Day should have all the horror movies. There's this one, a remake, one called just "Valentine." You ever see "Valentine's Day?"
5. APRIL FOOL'S DAY (1986)
Slasher set on April Fool's Day, if you can believe it. We've been running out of ideas for quite some time.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Eli Roth's fake trailer for Grindhouse of THANKSGIVING
Labels:
April Fools,
Black Christmas,
Halloween,
horror movie
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