Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Summer Movies: This Is The End

I'm in on this one.  Looks like all the Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Superbad dudes got together and made an apocalypse movie where they play themselves.  Say no more.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

2013 NBA Draft Order

NBA Draft Lottery took place tonight.  The Nerlens Noel Sweepstakes. No need to freeze the envelopes this year with no prize at the top of the draft like a Patrick Ewing, Tim Duncan, or LeBron James.  You saw my Top 50 players and I will have a complete Mock up in the coming weeks.  But in the meantime, here is the order for June 27th's Draft night.

  1. Cleveland Cavaliers
  2. Orlando Magic
  3. Washington Wizards
  4. Charlotte Bobcats
  5. Phoenix Suns
  6. New Orleans Pelicans
  7. Sacramento Kings
  8. Detroit Pistons
  9. Minnesota Timberwolves
  10. Portland Trail Blazers
  11. Philadelphia 76ers
  12. Oklahoma City Thunder (from Raptors)
  13. Dallas Mavericks
  14. Utah Jazz
  15. Milwaukee Bucks
  16. Boston Celtics
  17. Atlanta Hawks
  18. Atlanta Hawks
  19. Cleveland Cavaliers
  20. Chicago Bulls
  21. Utah Jazz
  22. Brooklyn Nets
  23. Indiana Pacers
  24. New York Knicks
  25. Minnesota Timberwolves
  26. Los Angeles Clippers
  27. Denver Nuggets
  28. San Antonio Spurs
  29. Oklahoma City Thunder
  30. Phoenix Suns
    ---ROUND 2---
  31. Cavs
  32. Thunder
  33. Cavs
  34. Rockets
  35. 76ers
  36. Kings
  37. Wizards
  38. Pistons
  39. Blazers
  40. Blazers
  41. 76ers
  42. Grizzlies
  43. Bucks
  44. Mavericks
  45. Blazers
  46. Jazz
  47. Hawks
  48. Hawks
  49. Lakers
  50. Bulls
  51. Magic
  52. Timberwolves
  53. Pacers
  54. Wizards
  55. Grizzlies
  56. Clippers
  57. Suns
  58. Spurs
  59. Timberwolves
  60. Grizzlies

Monday, May 20, 2013

Star Wars Filibuster

This came out over a month ago, but I just caught up with this episode On Demand. I heard about this gem from Patton Oswalt and it lived up to the hype. Do I like Star Wars? Yes. Filibusters? Yes. All the other stuff he ends up talking about? Yes.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Keefe's NBA Draft Big Board: Top 50

  1. Ben McLemore, SG, Kansas
  2. Otto Porter, SF, Georgetown
  3. Victor Oladipo, SG, Indiana
  4. C.J. McCollum, G, Lehigh
  5. Nerlens Noel, C, Kentucky
  6. Anthony Bennett, F, UNLV
  7. Trey Burke, PG, Michigan
  8. Cody Zeller, PF, Indiana
  9. Shabazz Muhammad, SF, UCLA
  10. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, SG, Georgia
  11. Tony Mitchell, F, North Texas
  12. Michael Carter-Williams, PG, Syracuse
  13. Kelly Olynyk, C, Gonzaga
  14. Dennis Schroeder, PG, Germany
  15. Alex Len, C, Maryland
  16. Tim Hardaway Jr., SG, Michigan
  17. Dario Saric, SF, Croatia
  18. Glen Rice, Jr., SG, NBDL (Georgia Tech)
  19. Stevan Adams, C, Pittsburgh
  20. Gorgui Dieng, C, Louisville
  21. DeShaun Thomas, F, Ohio State
  22. Mason Plumlee, PF, Duke
  23. Rudy Gobert, C, France
  24. Shane Larkin, PG, Miami
  25. Giannis Adetokoubo, F, Greece
  26. Richard Howell, PF, NC State
  27. C.J. Leslie, F, NC State
  28. Tony Snell, G/F, New Mexico
  29. Isaiah Caanan, PG, Murray State
  30. Reggie Bullock, SG, North Carolina
  31. Pierre Jackson, PG, Baylor
  32. Allen Crabbe, SG, California
  33. Lorenzo Brown, PG, NC State
  34. Jeff Withey, C, Kansas
  35. Erick Green, G, Virginia Tech
  36. Jamaal Franklin, G/F, San Diego State
  37. Solomon Hill, SF, Arizona
  38. Ray McCallum, PG, Detroit
  39. Brandon Paul, SG, Illinois
  40. Jackie Carmichael, PF, Illinois State
  41. Nate Wolters, PG, South Dakota State
  42. Andre Roberson, F, Colorado
  43. Grant Jerrett, PF, Arizona
  44. Myck Kabongo, PG, Texas
  45. James Southerland, F, Syracuse
  46. Robert Covington, F, Tennessee State
  47. Adonis Thomas, SF, Memphis
  48. Colton Iverson, C, Colorado State
  49. Erik Murphy, PF, Florida
  50. Archie Goodwin, SG, Kentucky

My can't miss formula: watching lots of college basketball, reading lots of scouting reports and grades, watching way to much of the combine.  Based on all of that this is my list of 50 best players in the 2013 NBA Draft.  Once we get the draft order I will crank out a Mock.  No Insider Account necessary!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Best TV Comedies All-Time

The Office is coming to an end (officially) tonight.  Many would argue that the show has been done for years, but they did continue after Michael Scott left, and actually there were some decent episodes in there.  But here is my "Off-The-Top-Of-My-Head-TV-Comedy-Power Rankings."

  1. Seinfeld
  2. The Office
  3. Arrested Development
  4. South Park
  5. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
  6. Curb Your Enthusiasm
  7. Eastbound & Down
  8. Family Guy
  9. The Simpsons
  10. Reno 911
Honorable Mentions: 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Fresh Prince, Cosby Show, Louie

Not eligible: Jackass, Tosh.O, Saturday Night Live, Chappelle Show, Mad TV

Bruins-Rangers Picks From Boston Radio Folks

WBZ NewsRadio1030Walt PerkinsBruins in 7
WBZ-TV SportsSteve BurtonBruins in 7
WBZ-TV SportsDan RocheBruins in 6
98.5 The Sports HubDave GoucherBruins in 7
98.5 The Sports HubBob BeersBruins in 7
98.5 The Sports HubFred ToucherRangers in 6
98.5 The Sports HubRich ShertenliebBruins in 4
98.5 The Sports HubJon WallachRangers in 6
98.5 The Sports HubScott ZolakBruins in 6
98.5 The Sports HubAndy GreshBruins in 7
98.5 The Sports HubRob “Hardy” PooleBruins in 4
98.5 The Sports HubMichael FelgerBruins in 7
98.5 The Sports HubTony MassarottiRangers in 5
98.5 The Sports HubMarc BertrandBruins in 7 
98.5 The Sports HubRich KeefeRangers in 6
98.5 The Sports HubMark FeldmanBruins in 7
98.5/WBZ 1030Adam KaufmanRangers in 6
CBSBoston.comMatt GeaganRangers in 7
CBSBoston.comMike HurleyRangers in 6

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

New York Rangers Preview (NHL 95 Edition)



If I remember anything about the New York Rangers, it's that they were solid at all 3 levels.  And if you were to turn line changes off, then they mean business.  Overall rating in parenthesis.

Forwards:
MARK MESSIER - C (78)
ADAM GRAVES - LW (73)
STEVE LARMER - RW (83) or- ALEX KOVALEV (81)

Defensemen:
BRIAN LEETCH (81)
SERGEI ZUBOV (76)

Goalie:
MIKE RICHTER (78)


Look out Oates, Neely, and Bourque!