Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Here Comes the Money!


Shane-O Mac is back! In one of the most shocking returns in WWE history, the former heir to the throne has returned and he wants control of the whole damn company.

During last night's presentation of the Vincent J. McMahon Legacy Award of Excellence, or whatever it's called, Shane-O interrupted to let his father and sister know that after 6 years away from WWE, he's ready to take over. Turns out that before he left, Shane cut a deal with Vince allowing him to pursue his own business ventures without losing his place in line to inherit the company.

Shane has proven before that he can go toe to toe with his father in the board room as well as in the ring. Just look at his purchase of WCW and the McMahon vs. McMahon Street Fight that followed at Wrestlemania 17. But after 6 years of doing his own thing, he has had enough. Just like he said, ever since he left, the ratings have been dropping and the WWE stock is consistently in the red. Luckily for me, I bought that stock at $16.20 and sold it at $16.53. That's why I'm a finance major.

Anyways, after a little more back and forth, the Chairman of the Board decided that he would be willing to hand over company if -- and this is a pretty big if -- Shane can defeat The Undertaker at WrestleMania in Hell in a Cell. 

Some of you might be thinking, "How the hell do they expect Shane to survive a match with The Undertaker. At WrestleMania. In Hell in a Cell." And my answer is this...




and this...


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