Thursday, August 22, 2013

Best Ways To Settle A Score, Squash A Beef, Or Prove You're Better

So last night on "Keefer Madness" we talked about some very high profile beefs that boiled over into intense competition.  Former NFL players and current 98.5 The Sports Hub hosts Scott Zolak and Jermaine Wiggins had been talking smack on twitter for some time, and ultimately they settled it the only way they knew how... rap battle.

BarstoolSports Chicago lead writer/ manhunter Big Cat has had a long going war with ESPN Sports Business Reporter Darren Rovell.  These two warriors took to the court and played 1-on-1, well Big Cat was actually the only one playing anything that you would consider basketball, but still a competition technically took place and a winner crowned.

On the show we discussed these two rivalries and also came up with our own dream scenarios of challenging anyone to anything.

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You heard what we came up with, and after the show I really started thinking of the best Mano-a-Mano battles that can settle any score, squash any beef, and most importantly embarrass the loser.  Cause there is always a loser.

Challenge someone to one of the following to show how much better you are than them.

  • Football Throwing (distance)
  • Baseball Throwing (distance)
  • 1-on-1 Basketball 
  • Beer Chug
  • 40 yard dash
  • Bench Press
  • Push Ups (to fatigue)
  • Punch for Punch (not in the face, we're not animals)
  • Video Games (Sports or Fighting)
  • Chess (losing in chess is beyond frustrating, and if you can bench more, run faster, AND win at chess, then you are far more valuable to the human race than your rival.)

That's just 10 ways to prove you are better than someone.  And, really, you only need one.  Good luck.


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